"GRAVY FOR YOUR BRAIN!" – Conspiracy Theory (1997)
“Remember: they showed us dancing robots BEFORE they showed us dancing nurses.” – Dr. Freckles
Both ritual and mockery.
“If the government ignores it, mocks it, or makes it taboo? – that’s where you look.” – Dr. Freckles
“How do I know God LOVES WEED? – have you SEEN a platypus?” – Dr. Freckles
“Let’s be honest: surgery is voluntary medical rape.” – Dr. Freckles
“You can’t have the Federal Reserve without a military.” – Dr. Freckles
“The murder of Kurt Cobain was the sacrifice the Devil needed, so that SEATTLE might be destroyed.” – Dr. Freckles
“Just about every alien abduction story sounds like a rape report.” – Dr. Freckles
“I didn’t spend 30 years at clown college to be called Mr. Freckles.” – Dr. Freckles
“Dream big, fail BIGGER.” – Dr. Freckles
“You can treat the LAND like dirt, or you can treat it like a woman – who’s gonna get more honey?” – Dr. Freckles