PLANETARY STATUS REPORT!

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Long ago
in a land you know
a man named Rudy
did his duty
fought in a war
but his wife 
was a chore
a real hot mess
you could guess
her name WAS BESS

She had a friend
named Jody
a rock-n-roll roadie
always in her charms
using his tattooed arms

The SCENE was set
you can make your bets
JODY has NO REGRETS
a building sense of dread
in that sinning bed
one day Jody
shot Rudy in the head

Rudy lay there
cold and limp
but a demon
with great care
from HELL
rang HIS bell
and you could tell
Rudy was gone
so long
Mr. Scribbles is HERE!

LONG LIVE MR SCRIBBLES!

And from that day
the children would say
"go away"
"go away"
"try to hide"
"deep inside"
but the story lied

... and SCRIBBLES has arrived ...

Mr. Scribbles
comes in the night
Mr. Scribbles
is ready for a fight

Mr. Scribbles
walks real slow
Mr. Scribbles
knows where you go

Mr. Scribbles
with words unsaid
mean from the streets
eating the dead
it's okay
he's unseen
he'll be visiting
on HALLOWEEN

Mr. Scribbles
lives near the sea
along the shore
hard to the core
bittersweet memories
of every victim's plea

Mr. Scribbles
is 10 feet tall
he'll give you a call
on the phone
when you're alone
and no one knows
the firelight glows
long after
you are gone
the song dies
the flame lies
you will be late
for the charity ball

Mr. Scribbles
he's always nearby
with a sigh
and a curse
he grabs your purse
he steals your phone
and then he's there
sitting on your throne

Mr. Scribbles
he has a strange laugh
it's a gaff
a prank
you think it's okay
but then
the sun goes down
on your last day

Mr. Scribbles
he likes to use knives
taken many lives
brought them
to the dump
like a lump
buried in the fill
and still
he cries
as the world dies
and the flies
and the blood
and with a thud
the hole is damp
he puts out the lamp
and it's "ADIOS CHAMP"

Mr. Scribbles
is tired and sad
he wanders the world
flag unfurled
mind broken
just a token
of regret
you haven't met
yet
yet
yet

Mr. Scribbles
is away by dawn
all gone
forever walk
he never talks
he sits
he stalks
and he waits
another week
another month
another year
rivers of tears
flow by
he never dies
he never lives
he only gives
one last kiss
and an outline
made from chalk

Mr. Scribbles
came from HELL
ringing that bell
that Beelzebub bling
"ding, ding, ding"
goes the doorbell
he smiles real nice
he gives great advice
he wants to come in
he'll punish
your sins

Mr. Scribbles
is here for pain
he's slain
more than a few
left them
in the swamp
slowly turning
churning
to goo
a slew
of freaks
with cheeks red
nowhere to tread
just missed
presumed deceased
broke the lease
on the house
"what a louse"
the landlord said

don't look behind
don't look ahead
don't look for help
hear what I said

he's not afraid
he has no loss
he's the boss
of the end
he's a friend
to the bat
and the rat
and the spade

Mr. Scribbles
drives a nice van
Mr. Scribbles
eats from a can

Mr. Scribbles
feels the URGE
Mr. Scribbles
is going to splurge

Mr. Scribbles
grinds his teeth
Mr. Scribbles
is hiding beneath

Mr. Scribbles
eats all day
Mr. Scribbles
has the last say

Mr. Scribbles
is outside your town
Mr. Scribbles
wears a long frown

Mr. Scribbles
carries a bat
Mr. Scribbles
will eat your cat

Mr. Scribbles
had a nice wife
Mr. Scribbles
took her life

Mr. Scribbles
visits your room
Mr. Scribbles
brings the gloom

Mr. Scribbles
sees beyond
Mr. Scribbles
lives in your pond

Mr. Scribbles
lives in your pants
Mr. Scribbles
is made of ants

Mr. Scribbles
has one yellow eye
Mr. Scribbles
flies through the sky

Mr. Scribbles
hides in plain sight
Mr. Scribbles
is stronger at night

Mr. Scribbles
befriended your mom
Mr. Scribbles
is building a bomb

Mr. Scribbles
does the bad drugs
Mr. Scribbles
has human hair rugs

Mr. Scribbles
really loves SPAM
Mr. Scribbles
did 6 tours in NAM

Mr. Scribbles
has blue hair
Mr. Scribbles
likes to stare

Mr. Scribbles
collects old trash
Mr. Scribbles
will turn you to ash

Mr. Scribbles
fought a bear
Mr. Scribbles
truth or dare?

Mr. Scribbles 
lives in your butt
Mr. Scribbles 
is busting his nut

Mr. Scribbles
is always sad
Mr. Scribbles
knows you've been bad

Mr. Scribbles
makes a racket
Mr. Scribbles
has a skin jacket

Mr. Scribbles
does not lie
Mr. Scribbles
will never die

Mr. Scribbles
camps on the Moon
Mr. Scribbles
is seeing you soon

so try a prayer
to some lame god
say goodbye
to all you trod
pack your bags
you're leaving CRAIG!

don't stop running
he's coming now
he's just
a little late
now he's at
the front gate

he's inside
YOUR ROOM
settling gloom
your last date
Mr. Scribbles
Mr. Scribbles
Mr. Scribbles
brings
your
doom