WHAT IS PERMAFROST?

SUPER EL NINO:

Stealing from Peter to pay Paul …

Hail Leading Cause of property LOSS, ahead of Hurricanes …: https://www.insurancebusinessmag.com/us/news/catastrophe/hail-emerges-as-major-us-cat-loss-driver-cotality-report-569716.aspx

SKY QUAKES: https://www.sciencefocus.com/planet-earth/mystery-skyquakes-are-ripping-through-the-world-and-nobody-knows-why

FREE LIVING AMOEBAS: https://theconversation.com/why-are-scientists-calling-for-urgent-action-on-amoebas-274455

SCIENTISTS DETECT FOR THE “FIRST” TIME: https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2026/04/260411084441.htm

Emperor Penguins at risk of extinction: https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2026/apr/09/mass-drowning-of-chicks-puts-emperor-penguins-at-risk-of-extinction

BLUE OCEAN EVENT in the ARCTIC (2027): https://www.msn.com/en-us/weather/topstories/scientists-warn-of-a-blue-ocean-event-why-the-arctic-may-be-ice-free-by-2027/ar-AA20lgef

Use of Nukes to Cool the Earth:

PDF: https://planetarystatusreport.com/otherpdf/20110113_US20110005422A1.pdf

FLORIDA in DROUGHT … ???

A column of smoke says what?:

  1. Trump is NOT trolling the Iranians here.
  2. Trump is NOT revealing the method.
  3. TRUMP IS trolling the edge-lords and sheep dogs: that’s the troll.

(no one sees this)

ARCTIC FIRES: https://polarjournal.net/arctic-fires-as-a-climate-warning-signal/

Enormous slice of Alaskan permafrost is in collapse: https://www.the-express.com/news/science/203804/alaska-thawing-satellite-images

UPDATE 2026-4-1: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=26669

BONUS QUESTION: What’s rapid, global, non-linear, discontinuous, and cascading permafrost collapse?

METHANE BURP HYPOTHESIS …

Large scale methane release

(spoiler: despite all the geoengineering bullshit, we’re warming FASTER this time … much faster … the oceans were accumulating 6 Hiroshima bombs per second 10 years ago … now it’s 14 per second … good luck)

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VER 1: BLACK

VER 2: NAVY

VER 3: HEATHER FOREST

VER 4: HEATHER RASPBERRY

You think it’s JUST MAYBE a recession or hyper inflation or a depression or the collapse of the dollar or nuclear war … but it could be ALL OF THE ABOVE and WORSE … sorry, not sorry.

Putting together a GRINKEN TIME playlist … PLEASE, all FIVE FED FRIENDS should request ADDS to it …

Link to playlist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJMgveYdO-M&list=PLAbdOOLJ7WGNQER0Xi3GfSptLAeKVlPAc

And then there’s this, and I’m thinking “LAST CALL FOR THE ANTARCTIC SAFE ZONE, FAKE YOUR DEATH OR DISAPPEARANCE WHILE YOU CAN!”

THE BIG DIAL!

Dial Settings:

  1. Covid/Monkey-Herpes
  2. Killa Vaccine
  3. PUTIN, PUTIN, PUTIN
  4. IRAN, IRAN, IRAN
  5. ERMAGERD, HAMAS
  6. THE GHOST of GEORGE FLOYD ANTIFA/BLM CIRCUS
  7. JAN-SIX
  8. Trump is Crazy
  9. Climate Change
  10. End Times / Christian Eschatology
  11. Massive Earthquake
  12. Biden is Crazy
  13. Super Flare
  14. Caldera Explosion
  15. Pole Shift
  16. Mud Flood
  17. Alien Attack or Blue Beam
  18. WW3 / Nuke War
  19. Robot Rebellion / AI Bimbo Load
  20. RESET

*** What’s not on the approved fear list?

No more missiles: https://thehill.com/policy/defense/5842118-patriot-thaad-prsm-expenditure-iran/

MOAR TACOS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27417

A Roy and his Dog: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27412

Silent part in the background: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27407

Ripping me off: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27397

9 Butt Hole Universe: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27393

I don’t have the answer: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27386

No help is coming: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27434

Totally NOT a neo-Stalinist hellhole: https://www.cnbc.com/2026/04/22/spirit-airlines-rescue-trump-administration.html

Mexican Pyramid Shooting: https://nypost.com/2026/04/20/world-news/shooting-from-top-of-ancient-mexican-pyramid-leaves-tourists-killed-injured/

LENNY HAS LOST IT!

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20260419_LENNY_HAS_LOST_IT.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

No More Mr. Nice Guy: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27366

Monkey Man Texas Jake: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27322

Your Cat is food: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27361

Slow Down: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27318

Winning: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27310

The War: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27307

Strait of Hormuz or your colon: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27303