Might this be a fuzzy event, rather than discrete?
If there are google patents and ideas to use nuke war or gigaton scale atomic bombs to cool the earth in a runaway warming event? – why not asteroids. Over 10-20 years very little additional propulsive force would be required to change the trajectory. Remember that penetrator experiment?
“Christians know more about the Holocaust than they know about Christ.” – Dr. Freckles
If you follow this line of reasoning, it means that people who have no records of birth or taxes or anything are garbage: whether they lived in Rwanda or Nazi Germany.
Many years ago while rummaging through my nieces room, I came across a notebook; warn and yellowed, covered in proteins and greases providing a patina of truth to the thing. The notebook was not filled, it had maybe 20 pages of notes out of 100 possible. On the pages were bloody fingerprints, and on the first page:
“These are the words of Nanya Gessen, Jew of Denmark, witnessing events at Forg-Bilsen Research Prison Camp in Ickoo, Poland …”
I was stunned …
My niece, 14 years old, who’s room I was tossing, had found this remarkable notebook. I asked her about it a few weeks later, and she began to cry.
“Uncle, leave it be.”
“Come on …”
“It’s too much pain …”
My niece continued to explain that on her trip to Europe with the Rabbi’s annual Zionism fundraiser, they had stopped at a bookstore in Berlin. The old Jewess running the store pulled my niece aside, and showed her this notebook, kept behind glass. “It’s like the Anne Frank story, but worse”, is what the old krone said.
My niece red the notebook, it was written in Danish but she was good languages.
My niece gave me a summary of the pages, a few thousand words from a frightened young woman in the despicable clutches of evil men with monstrous thoughts of diabolical lust.
NANYA:
Nanya was a 15 year old dress maker in Copenhagen when WW2 began. Life for JEWS in Copenhagen was vicious and dark. Danish men and women would spit on her as she walked by, the Danish children would beat her with sticks and chant “GO DIE JEW!”. As bad as it was, Nanya was already hearing stories of massive prison complexes where millions of Jews were being fed to pigs … to make Danish hams, but in Germany.
One dreary night, it was March 1943, 7 swarthy, dusky, smelly and shirtless Danish men grabbed Nanya and tosser her into the trunk of their Volkswagen Bug. She struggled, even as they tied her up in the barn next to the pig style and pen. They tore at her clothing as they ravaged this poor young Jewish woman, and even as she screamed they laughed, with the whiff of rye whiskey and cigarettes on their breath. She was saving herself for her comrade and lover, Shlomo Burgstein, who was then working with the Zionist Liberation Army of Jerusalem. But this was not to be, Shlomo would never know her again, because even as Nanya was being ravaged by these nasty dirty and feces covered Danes, there was much worse to come.
By early April, the Danish farmer and his sons had been raping Nanya for several weeks and they’d become bored. Duffe, the eldest son, had a friend in the NAZI party, and reported Nanya to them. Black shirted thugs found her in the barn, tossed her into their Volkswagen MINI-VAN and drove her to the processing mill in Berlin, Germany.
DOCTOR COL VON ZORG:
Dr. Zorg grew up in Cologne Germany during the late 19th and early 20th Centuries. His father was HERSTEN-GERDER of the local town which made him responsible for identifying, documenting and labeling Jews in the community, a common job in Germany back then.
Zorg attended the University of Frankfurt, and studied animal surgeries and butt-splines and 5-way RUSSO-JAPANESE fuck fests.
By the 1930’s, Zorg was already an early party member and drug fiend like Hitler. They would do a shit ton of crystal meth and then drive around Germany looking for Jews to beat up and feed to pigs.
In 1942, Dr. Zorg, COLONEL ZORG by that time, was assigned to a top secret medical research facility in Poland. The place was filthy, with rats everywhere and Jews in cages being eaten by rats.
It is believed that ZORG murdered over 10.7 million Jewish children between 1942 and his hanging in 1945. Half of these children were later killed by Arabs in 1948, but we don’t talk about that.
By the time NANYA shows up, ZORG was already covered in the innocent blood of Jewish bothers and sisters.
EXPERIMENT 778-B:
“It would only hurt forever”, that’s what ZORG told this young woman, as he placed her in the lamprey tank.
The doctor had already performed several unnecessary surgeries on Nanya, and between surgeries she was USED by the German concentration camp guards for their lurid pleasure. It was a miracle she was still alive and could hang on so bravely, but no human can endure these tortures indefinitely.
ZORG wanted to know how long it takes to kill a person if you place them in a tank with large, hungry, lamprey.
NANYA delicate body, tied and bound, wearing only her prisoner underwear, was lowered into the lamprey tank. Even before her toes touched the water, the lamprey, stirred up filled with a lusty hunger, jumped out of the water and attached themselves to Nanya’s nubile body. She screamed, but this only enlivened the spirits of the evil NAZI German guards who were whacking off as Nanya struggled.
For hours, Nanya struggled in the tank, as the 30 lamprey engorged themselves, sucking the life out of her young slender body.
Towards her death, she was placed alone in a cell with a notebook. ZORG took great pleasure in this, these notebooks that the near dead, barely clothed and busty women would fill out with their last breaths …
“None of these notebooks were meant to be filled”, Nanya commented towards the end.
“Simply blood stained memories of a girl taken too young.”
What this means for Israel:
It is well known that the word HOLOCAUST is powerful, like the word SHOAH …
IF you utter these words, YAHWEH brings forth the mighty fist of god in the form of an F-15 with a 2,000 pound bomb. And if there is a family there? – it was an evil family, that wants to Holocaust the FUCK out of the Jewish people. These are anti-Semites and Semitic all at once, making them deceivers and trash.
We remember NANYA because of the evil Danes and Germans and Palestinians, Nanya’s death is WRIT FORMAL of our DIVINE RIGHT to drop between 5 and 10 thousands tons of TNT on a square mile and NO ON gets to call us inbred in retarded.
We can use our TALMUDIC magic most effectively after we rape and the eat Christian babies, so always keep some Christians around.
“IF IT NEVER COULD NOT HAPPEN BEFORE AND IT DOES NOT NOT HAPPEN AGAIN, IT’S HAPPENING.” – Golda Meyer
Upcoming Chapters:
“The Final Raping of Goldi”
“General Straub’s Mud Pit”
“Some milk and cookies”
“The lost 20 million”
“The GREAT OVEN of Droogen”
“Misery’s Music”
“NAZI BLOOD ORGY”
“GLOWING HITLER”
“BABY FOOD”
“TARGETS”
“ACID MARTINI”
(and perhaps others and more depraved tales of the Holocaust)
is it too big to MOVE on your own? – GRAB A FRIEND (aka OLIGARCH)!
is ownership nebulous? – it’s yours, if you get there with your oligarch friends FIRST!
is it easier to fix than create? – who cares …
how do you get rid of 20 millions illegal aliens? – that’s a math problem, and we don’t do math in America any longer.
you going to space? – sure, that’s our “room full of computers”.
Can we do this better than Gorbachev did? – sure, we have the DORITO BANDITO country-fried FRITO in charge.
PAPA GLUMP PUMP is your YAZOO YELTSIN, with putrid fire churros and lost ginctous to sell near the overpass.
The national forests and parks are set to burn, so we sell the timber and the land. We learn to eat sand so that the SWELLS can get MAGA and the rest of us can beat bricks.
YOUR SIR LANCELOT has the clap and no one has shots, unless you mean tequila. The stones are HOT will BISCUIT CIDER and the WIRED scumbags are lurking near the mule parlor.
GAS STATION to TABLE will be the new ORGANIC FARMING … mold will grow on your exposed flesh. Robot mosquitoes carrying MRNA to generate tumors on your body that become READY TO EAT CHEESE BURGERS IN A BUN … all from that bite … gas station to table.
COMRADE, if you want that new flashing shit then some cows WILL GET exploding monkey herpes, and some chickens, and milk, cheese from the cheese cave, probably a lot of crops … if you want the NEW NINTENDO … welcome to the new world. Hobos with BIC lighters will set fire to your block, no so randomly, with developers plans on BOOK at the Mayor’s office. Just rinse and repeat the fake nonsense, people will prefer to starve.
Watch out for the falling debris from the food processing plant.
Make sure to put on your coffee filter first … then you can JOIN MAGA CORPS and SCOTT ADAMS will be your bunganutt butt master feur-gergen poop warrior.
Can you feel the MAGA as you meditate on WHO was president during the 2020 monkey fuck?
When I was diagnosed with HIV I didn’t know who I would be … but then some demon shoved VIKTARDY into my mungit-soup and now I’m herpes clear.
Do you want to go eat some raw bat to make magical viruses that DO ravage Lombardy Italy, but DON’T impact the tens of thousands of illegal Chinese in Little Saigon and Chinatown and Koreatown SEATTLE …. just random and weird magical fucking viruses.
I am the magical hobo that can GO to the hospital with my medicaid card: no monkey herpes test, no monkey herpes vaccine, I got surgery … no one fucking cared about the COVID … weird after reading about that story about that kid that was denied a transplant. It was the really sad article, in the newspaper, next to the one about the cows that exploded.
I am the magical dude in Seattle AUGUST 2020, and the GUARDIAN said a building across the street had caught fire … and it didn’t happen … but people wanted the LARP more.
To be MAGA you need to dose yourself with massive amounts of LSD, then build a time machine out of cardboard and old used and dried out condoms.
A MAGACORPS SERVICE MEMBER can COAX the cot casket bean leaders into picking up stone and pipe and chain. They will GAIN NEXT LEVEL SPIRIT OFFERINGS as PRELUDE to the Hopi’s 5th World.
DANCE WITH YOUR COCAINE BRIDE like it’s MOSCOW 1995! They chide you on, the CIA minders, as money is funneled and nukes are stolen and V. PUTIN waits in the wings. MAGA MAN achieves total victory against the confinements of standards and morals …
You see that thing over there, on the ground? That mound of flesh?
You see that hound, shoot it on your way out then wave your BACK THE BLUE FLAG, FAG … and hit that ground rolling … never spoiling for a real fight, just having fun scaring the poors.
Don’t worry about WHY people in Seattle buy air conditioners now … not relevant …
Don’t worry about the nearly bug free windshields … it’s pole shift … it’s what that SHEEP DOG told you on YOUBOOBS …
Remember back in 2018 when the PAPA BLUMP ADMIN said a couple things: a) arctic is open for business AND b) there’s never been more arctic ice … funny … one of those things can be true, as you spill your white goo on the ladyboy’s chest.
You’re a monkey-scar MASTER, with gel fist and yellow-red eyes. STAND FAST against the GROBLYNNE HORDE and the DIRG-FINGERERS who malinger near the the bandstand and go on junkets to TORMUND TOWN and BROWN CASTLE.
YOUBIZZ blesses the arch forger, cumming lessons of slack-eyed Kung Fu traveling.
YOU WILL BE DONE with dog-monkey caravans, powered by INDIAN pharma GINKS with connections to Obama and sideways Sally Wyoming style butt-pizza miracles.
WWG1WGA, and Q-transmits are sent to SLEEVIX where GENERAL OOT is looting the scooter kings of Madison Square GARDENS, eating land crab and rustling hookers.
THE FUTURE is NOW … it’s here …
YOUR MAGA JOB NOW is to MAGA MOVE faster than LIGHT to the FRIGHT ZONE in Quadrant-Beta-Alpha-Reticuli.
You can have MAGA COKE there …
You can get MAGA CANCER …
MAGA 1200 LASER will seal up your MAGA butthurt asshole for good.