“There are no ‘bull’ or ‘bear’ cases for a crooked casino.” – Dr. Freckles
BEGGAR THY NEIGHBOR
And I owed them money …
JUST GONE … “RELOCATED”
“… and some of them just disappeared …”
(relocated into the soup)
*** anecdotal story from the KING COUNTY METRO bus stop, May 2020.
Some dude said, “Man, go down to the Seattle Center … Bill and Melinda Gates foundation is handing out food, places to sleep, free vaccine checkups.” (come see the paradise)
MAGA: Make America Glyphosate Again
- many of us said “this Borlaug strategy will become a trap”
- you said “that’s fear mongering”
- now you are telling us “we can’t escape the glyphosate trap”
Are we learning yet?
GOLD
Hot dogs made of dead raccoon, a hero’s FEAST!
“Hot dogs made of road kill is the new steak.” – Dr. Freckles
ENHANCED GEOTHERMAL BUTT MUNCTOUS …
MOAR NEO-STALINIST SOVIET COVER STORIES …
BASIS POINTS
“Basis points be like: we’ll slice the bread thinner, so everyone feels fuller.” – Dr. Freckles