“This isn’t a tragedy, but it’s gonna feel tragic.” – Dr. Freckles
MIRACLE
It’s been about 6 months since Iran has launched a missile at Tel Aviv … I JUST WANNA KNOW WHEN THE FUCK ARE THEY GOING TO START IT UP AGAIN? (it looks weird)
Link: https://www.cnbc.com/2026/10/01/dubai-israel-flight-pilot-crash-indian.html
PETER BANKO: GIANT DICK?
A glimpse into the future …
BREAKING NEWS: IRAN CAPTURES DOCTOR TORPEDO HEAD!
The Iran story stinks guys …
“If you agree to a ceasefire before you finish off the enemy, the war is not over.” – Paul C. Roberts
(thank you, Paul, for stating the obvious)
Trump threatening to bomb OMAN …
Link: https://apnews.com/article/oman-iran-war-us-hormuz-a8298715a51159225d2f37a6d50ce682
COPE PORN
“I’m here for the cope porn, that’s it.” – Dr. Freckles
Weird, right?
“Israel needs time, Iran is giving it to them.” – Dr. Freckles
Madness at sea …
NARRATIVE REMINDER …
This is what’s on the “menu”:
- US is waging this war, and the USA represent the “bad guys”.
- IRAN is responding to this war, and it is the BAD GUY.
Not on the menu: that this war could be an OP just like COVID. Which means 100% orchestrated bullshit.
Another question: how the FUCK does it benefit Iran to give Israel rest, repair and recuperation time? It doesn’t add up, and the edge lord excuses sound stupid, so they generally don’t discuss this inconvenient fact.