I reported that a particular jar of spaghetti sauce went from $2 a year ago to $6. Upon returning to the grocery store, I could see I misread a badly placed advertisement for “buy 4 for $6” for another sauce … this is my bad.
However, I propose other theories:
- demons
- you kind of expect it now … so there is a bias towards error
- spaghetti, because of chaos in the causality sphere, is in super position … this also means you can move between realities by going to the grocery store, finding food-club sauce, standing still in aisle … humming … and clicking your heels … maybe?
- That prices are changing so rapidly now, I just was there at the wrong time …
The Italian American foundation has issued a statement:
“That mamaluke Dan … he’s gonna get his …”