ERRATA: 12+20 = 32

The podcast I completed today, “CALL MINGE …”, has an error I commit twice: once at the beginning and once at the end.

It was unintentional and dumb …

I meant to say: “12 and 24 are 36”, but instead I said 12 and 20 is 36, which is false.

Thank you for understanding, I am not a perfect person. If it’s early enough, I’m tired enough, I’m plenty old enough? – I can and have made mistakes in my podcasts, but I try to own up to them and identify them if and when I am able.

12 + 20 = 32, it always has, it always will.

JAR-MERGENCY (I am sorry)

I reported that a particular jar of spaghetti sauce went from $2 a year ago to $6. Upon returning to the grocery store, I could see I misread a badly placed advertisement for “buy 4 for $6” for another sauce … this is my bad.

However, I propose other theories:

  1. demons
  2. you kind of expect it now … so there is a bias towards error
  3. spaghetti, because of chaos in the causality sphere, is in super position … this also means you can move between realities by going to the grocery store, finding food-club sauce, standing still in aisle … humming … and clicking your heels … maybe?
  4. That prices are changing so rapidly now, I just was there at the wrong time …

The Italian American foundation has issued a statement:

“That mamaluke Dan … he’s gonna get his …”