“Fake wars don’t end, because they never really started in the first place.” – Dr. Freckles
I figured this out 6 years ago …
Turn it UP, Turn it DOWN … (like it’s an OP)
PAPA BLUMP and his TRAITORS LIST …

Virus, Vaccine, One-child-policy, or something else?
If you follow me, all 6/7 of you, then you know I think a major catastrophe is upon us and the worst of it will begin this summer. You can think of it in banal terms as “global permafrost collapse”, but in reality that boring description hides a potential extinction level event. Best case scenario: we are heading towards Hot House Earth and large swaths of the planet will become uninhabitable very soon.
The PRC and its leadership have likely been aware of this for a long time, and IF the Covid/Vaccine campaigns were military psychological warfare then perhaps ONE of the purposes of this was to hide massive forced migration of Chinese citizens to climate safe zones in the deep south – S. America, New Zealand, Tasmania, Antarctica.
I guess we’ll find out soon.


THE PHONY WAR …
DEAR BEZOS …
*** FUCK YOU TURD … this book is mine, why are you not associating the correct author?

THIS IS NOT ME! (fuck Jeff Bezos)

WORSE THAN THE COVID … (monkey herpes)

*** WHAT’S COMING is quite real, unprecedented with few exceptions. And none of the YouTube edge lords will talk about it.
SCENARIO: how to evacuate the Middle East in case of HHE
Let’s say you had to move millions of people OUT of the Persian Gulf and Middle East and potentially India?
Wouldn’t a nice little “we knock out your desalinization plants” and “we nuke your sites” war spread fear and contamination and provide a BASIS to evacuate Gulf States and others to the USA and Europe.
Who would say now?
“These are our allies and friends …”
“How can we turn our backs …”
(no one will tell the truth)
In Japanese, in order:
- mōshobi
- kokushobi
- chōmōshobi


THE BIG DIAL!

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20260422_THE_BIG_DIAL.mp3
Dial Settings:
- Covid/Monkey-Herpes
- Killa Vaccine
- PUTIN, PUTIN, PUTIN
- IRAN, IRAN, IRAN
- ERMAGERD, HAMAS
- THE GHOST of GEORGE FLOYD ANTIFA/BLM CIRCUS
- JAN-SIX
- Trump is Crazy
- Climate Change
- End Times / Christian Eschatology
- Massive Earthquake
- Biden is Crazy
- Super Flare
- Caldera Explosion
- Pole Shift
- Mud Flood
- Alien Attack or Blue Beam
- WW3 / Nuke War
- Robot Rebellion / AI Bimbo Load
- RESET
*** What’s not on the approved fear list?




No more missiles: https://thehill.com/policy/defense/5842118-patriot-thaad-prsm-expenditure-iran/
MOAR TACOS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27417
A Roy and his Dog: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27412
Silent part in the background: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27407
Ripping me off: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27397
9 Butt Hole Universe: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27393
I don’t have the answer: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27386
No help is coming: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27434
Totally NOT a neo-Stalinist hellhole: https://www.cnbc.com/2026/04/22/spirit-airlines-rescue-trump-administration.html
Mexican Pyramid Shooting: https://nypost.com/2026/04/20/world-news/shooting-from-top-of-ancient-mexican-pyramid-leaves-tourists-killed-injured/





