“If a light goes out, do you blame the candle, the flame, or the person responsible for keeping it lit?” – Dr. Freckles

“If a light goes out, do you blame the candle, the flame, or the person responsible for keeping it lit?” – Dr. Freckles
“Burroughs’ Naked Lunch was like a Hieronymus Bosch painting, and I liked it.” – Dr. Freckles
“If you’re gonna play nuclear poker, make sure your powder is dry.” – Dr. Freckles
“Imagine a machine that only makes landmines, and feeds on human flesh? – that’s the STATE!” – Dr. Freckles
“The fate of the STATE of ISRAEL is inextricably tied to the fate of the US dollar.” – Dr. Freckles
“I love how people say ‘humane treatment’ … pfft … I’ve seen how humans treat each other.” – Dr. Freckles
“Everyone has a Captain Quint and a Jaws inside of them … spoiler alert: jaws wins.” – Dr. Freckles
“KISS: An anarchist is a human being that finally figures out they’re a human being.” – Dr. Freckles
“As with the FLU, the collective sense of humor disappeared in 2020.” – Dr. Freckles