"GRAVY FOR YOUR BRAIN!" – Conspiracy Theory (1997)
“Talking about your sobriety incessantly IS NOT THE SAME as living a sober life.” – Dr. Freckles
RACISM THEATER
“Dan, drinking is so bad for you …”
“Uh huh …”
“I’ve been sober for 3 years, have you SEEN my profile?”
“Sure …”
“Don’t you want to listen to me tell you about all the shitty stuff I did?”
“Nah, I’ll see you do it again.”
“That’s racist”
(and scene)
“Why whine, when there’s wine.” – Dr. Freckles
“When you really break it down, ‘SPACE’ is mostly about sexual assault.” – Dr. Freckles
“A planet that sends out rape instructions will never become TYPE 1.” – Dr. Freckles
Drake equation: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drake_equation
Types of civilizations: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kardashev_scale
“Nothing is TOO BIG TO FAIL, and if you live in a supercity you will be super disappointed.” – Dr. Freckles
“Supercity: you share the same gravestone …” – Dr. Freckles
“Sobriety is like an odometer for most people – ignore that bullshit … stop being an asshole … go on with your fucking life.” – Dr. Freckles
“Success is composed of a thousand little failures.” – Dr. Freckles
“The Book of Ecclesiastes is a lot like Dave Brubek’s TAKE FIVE – they never play the RIGHT PARTS.” – Dr. Freckles
“This is how the call ends, not with a CLICK but with a whimper.” – Dr. Freckles
“Some holocausts are more equal than others.” – Dr. Freckles