Duels …

“We should have a national arena for DUELS: voluntary, both sides must agree, can be fists … guns … swords and knives … flamethrowers … hand grenades … a voluntary gladiatorial delight.” – Dr. Freckles

OCEAN STAR

“Could there be, in our universe, a sun surrounded by an ocean of water the size of our solar system? Kept warm enough, so that you had a super ocean, billions of miles in diameter, with a frozen outer crust and ring system …” – Dr. Freckles

<<<short story rant coming soon>>>

Voting and Democracy

“The final stage of voting and democracy is communism, and then extinction.” – Dr. Freckles

a) democracy

b) communism

c) extinction

Commies talk about the “state withering away” at some point, and this is great …

What the commies DON’T tell you is that the human race also withers away …

200 years in the future of communism? – you have 2 people, huddled by a fire, covered in tumors, being yelled at by a third person dressed in tore up Stalin style pant suit …

(that’s the state withering away)