Category: Dr. Freckles

“How do I know God LOVES WEED? – have you SEEN a platypus?” – Dr. Freckles

“Let’s be honest: surgery is voluntary medical rape.” – Dr. Freckles

“The murder of Kurt Cobain was the sacrifice the Devil needed, so that SEATTLE might be destroyed.” – Dr. Freckles

“I didn’t spend 30 years at clown college to be called Mr. Freckles.” – Dr. Freckles

“Dream big, fail BIGGER.” – Dr. Freckles

“You can treat the LAND like dirt, or you can treat it like a woman – who’s gonna get more honey?” – Dr. Freckles

“Make your heart a stone, and then cast it into the fire.” – Dr. Freckles

“You buy carnival fish, you end up with tiny ghosts.” – Dr. Freckles