“If you don’t have spider bites all over your body, are you really living in a camper?” – Dr. Freckles
“If Ukraine falls …”

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20240428_IF_UKRAINE_FALLS.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles
If Ukraine falls …: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11739
MOVIE IDEAS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11713
Truth and gaslight: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11717
Constantine, Christ and the STATE: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11715
Regrets: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11711
Façade: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11709
Sea Jizz: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11706
VOTERS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11704
Voting time: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11702
Respect and Approval: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11700
Seattle and Detroit: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11698
Your Critical Revenue: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11696
Validating Honey Pots: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11689
Professor Crab-Tree: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11687
Fart Demons: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11684
Freedom and Physical Assault: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11682
That bridge: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11680
Squishy Stuff: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11668
ENZO CARDITIS

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20240427_ENZO_CARDITIS.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles
Look Away: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11657
ENZO Carditis: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11545
Hyper Sexual Cicada Monkeys: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11577
I’m 5’4″: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11599
Why not killer robots everywhere? (of space and AI): https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11482
Horses are hunting people: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11582
Cleats: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11573
Fallout and Coping: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11653
Libraries: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11517
Fireball Challenge: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11489
Fireball Challenge2: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11465
HEIST: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11486
There’s a mystery in Sector 19: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11459
My Old Kentucky Rifle: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11468
Olive Garden: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11456
Homemade: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11451
My name is NOT TOBY: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11665
MAGA … and other lost turds …
Trump and maga madness …
My nicest interpretation of “MAGA” is to say it’s a lot like that crazy shit head, in the middle of the 14th Century, who tried to bring back the Roman Empire …
(can’t unpoop a turd friends)
Link: https://www.britannica.com/biography/Cola-di-Rienzo

Can’t keep up …
“It’s nearly impossible to be AS ABSURD as reality at the moment, which sucks for me.” – Dr. Freckles
16 Candles …
“16 Candles was the penultimate PSYOP.” – Dr. Freckles
“John Hughes was selling tickets to NOWHERE.” – Dr. Freckles
Ignorance and Death
“Spoiler alert: ignorance kills the most people.” – Dr. Freckles
Don’t question it!
If your minister tells you “don’t question it”, then they are taking on the mantle of God.
(and that means the minister might not be on God’s team)
The Lord gave us freewill and a mind for a reason: USE THAT POWER
(throw in the Holy Spirit and discernment? – you’re cooking with gas)
I’m a Christian, I question everything – including my faith.
I think the Lord in Heaven smiled when Thomas stuck his hand in His Son’s wound …
I think he might have said: “they’re growing up”
the “BUNKER”
“If you think you know WHERE the elite’s bunker complex is, you are probably wrong: unless your answer is Antarctica.” – Dr. Freckles
“Please don’t be offended: you will never reach the bunkers where THOSE who are most guilty dwell, but God will.” – Dr. Freckles
Am I in Hell already?
“I don’t fear death, I fear that I’m already dead and this is HELL.” – Dr. Freckles