JAR-MERGENCY (I am sorry)

I reported that a particular jar of spaghetti sauce went from $2 a year ago to $6. Upon returning to the grocery store, I could see I misread a badly placed advertisement for “buy 4 for $6” for another sauce … this is my bad.

However, I propose other theories:

  1. demons
  2. you kind of expect it now … so there is a bias towards error
  3. spaghetti, because of chaos in the causality sphere, is in super position … this also means you can move between realities by going to the grocery store, finding food-club sauce, standing still in aisle … humming … and clicking your heels … maybe?
  4. That prices are changing so rapidly now, I just was there at the wrong time …

The Italian American foundation has issued a statement:

“That mamaluke Dan … he’s gonna get his …”

ELECTRIC SOUL LOUNGE

*** Jar of tomato sauce … $2 a year ago, $6 today … 200% inflation? 4/17/2023

TAP INTO YOUR REMOTE VIEWING …

ELECTRIC SOUL LOUNGE …

Path:

  1. Stray Dog
  2. Sky Painting
  3. Stone Soup
  4. Where are the operators?
  5. Skid Row Chalice Queen
  6. Mineral water bath
  7. Lesbian Sky Navy (again)
  8. Alien butt force
  9. Blue
  10. Castle
  11. Fish
  12. Bird
  13. Nuke
  14. Mountain home
  15. Lake Fish
  16. Antichrist
  17. The End Times
  18. Sad dumpster man
  19. dead wife
  20. Bigfoot
  21. that weird cat
  22. home

Boomer and Shaggy: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=5619

Hard vs Hopeless: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=5623

https://youtube.com/watch?v=FMU5hrzYT6Q

Hard versus hopeless …

“Doomism isn’t about the future being hard, doomism is about believing the future is hopeless.” – Dr. Freckles

  1. They told us in economics classes that FOOD was an inferior good, and basically garbage.
  2. They told you the SMART GUY leaves home, and you left home … and then you returned one day to find home destroyed.
  3. They told you “you gotta be happy, if you’re not happy you’re a shit head”, and some of us suffer from actual severe depression, from time to time, and we’re just not going to be fucking HAPPY about any of your wretched bullshit …
  4. The wars, the prisons, the slaves …

But it’s not hopeless …

Yeah – life has become dreary and ugly, but it’s still life.

We were sold a SHRIMP SALAD MASTERPIECE that turned out to be a turd sandwich van Gogh surprise …

But life goes on – my view of the future hasn’t really changed. I’m just trying to break out of that “what the fuck am I in that future” funk …

I’m an old man, being chased by coyotes …

(and that’s pretty fucking lit)

“Doomism is being trapped in fight or flight … that’s what you have to break out of, even if it means fighting.” – Dr. Freckles

“Fear is the mind killer …” – Dune