“I can usually identify a drunk based on how much time they spend talking about being sober.” – Dr. Freckles
Prohibition …
“Prohibition didn’t reduce alcohol consumption, or make it safer.” – Dr. Freckles
(now do guns)
MARK MY WORDS (revisited)
“… ‘MARK MY WORDS’ is unnecessary nonsense in the digital age.” – Dr. Freckles
Irish-Hitler
“There’s a white-Hitler, and a black-Hitler, Hispanic-Hitler, Jewish-Hitler, Asian-Hitler and many others … even Irish-Hitler … but Irish-Hitler mostly drinks, and has an angry podcast.” – Dr. Freckles
TRIKE VIEW
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20231218_TRIKE_VIEW.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles
STRAAG ZONE RAMPAGE: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=2904
CLINICAL TRIALS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10501
Hovercraft Rosebud: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10492
Thankyou == Fuck You: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10488
TRIKE VIEW: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10484
Dragon Hill Friendship: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10478
We Had Pam Grier: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10474
The Spotify thing: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10448
The Farce: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10446
Bite the hand: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10429
ZIONISM: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10427
Penis Curse: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10422
ANGER EMERGENCY!
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20231217_ZONE_Z_RAY_ANGER_EMERGENCY.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles
Declaring an emergency: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10591
Santa Unchained: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10588
Naked Lunch: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10586
I’m not getting smarter: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10584
Scale: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10580
Change: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10578
I’m a hermit: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10576
I’ve been naming the deer: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10574
Wants and needs: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10572
Jimmy Buffet: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10570
Swimming pools: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10566
Healing salve: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10564
China’s Potemkin Villages: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10562
Twitter: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10560
Horrible suspicions: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10558
The most common lie: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10555
Wizards: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10552
First they came for the anarchists: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10550
Saved the world: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10548
501C3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10546
FUCKING PINEAPPLE: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10539
How can we?: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10536
Alex Jones: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10534
The Antichrist: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10532
Davy Jones’ Locker: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10529
If democracy worked: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10527
The real pandemic: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10524
Plan 10 from outer space: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10521
It’s a trap: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10519
Wars and armies: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10517
Drinks with a Dane: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10514
Ultimate mind fuck: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10512
A free republic: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10510
A piece of land: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10508
I AM DECLARING A ZONE-Z-RAY ANGER EMERGENCY: 3
I am declaring a general population scale anger emergency.
I saw 4 boomers stomp down some drog-herder in aisle 3 at WALMART.
I saw a young boy build a flame device, and descuzzlate the great forge.
I saw the burst of fire from those three mountains, that stare at us in the night.
It’s three times worse than what I’m saying here.
The triangle has 3 sides, 3 corners, 3 forms of love – your woman has a golden glove she wears to bed each night!
You live on Planet 3 …
There are 3 ways to fall …
There are 3 ways to go …
There are 3 ways to know you are fucked in a blender suspender …
Your body has 3 holes, into which you can insert chunks of coal … eh Santa?
A time god named Neil, tried to find an easy steal, his heart full of pain, from being around 3 astronauts hanging brains for 3 days … in a steal can … made for man … there and back, sack up man! YOU ARE GOING TO THE MOON!
Last night you had a 3 way with your wife and Ex-wife all because of THREE.
You have 3 seconds until your next stroke …
You have 3 years until you are broke …
There are 3 ways to master a flute …
There are 3 rules inside your mind.
Three means by which to find, a new land, in the sand, not far from ROBOT JAPAN!
THAT HONDA ROBOT HATES ME! (3 times)
3 tunnels in the ground …
3 flares are fired at midnight.
3 sounds shatter the silence.
3 shots rung out, eh JFK?
3 villages glowing in phosphorous …
3 people lay dead.
3 children pledge a vow.
3 years they plan revenge.
3 more graves to be dug.
THAT ASTRONAUT MEME: “It was always a death star …”
SANTA UNCHAINED! (from 2016)
Naked Lunch
“You don’t read Naked Lunch … you inject it into your veins via the brain tube.” – Dr. Freckles
I’m not getting smarter …
“I’m not getting smarter, the world is getting dumber.” – Dr. Freckles