MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20161225_Santa_Unchained.mp3
Rumble: https://rumble.com/v41pz2z-santa-unchained-from-2016.html
Naked Lunch
“You don’t read Naked Lunch … you inject it into your veins via the brain tube.” – Dr. Freckles
I’m not getting smarter …
“I’m not getting smarter, the world is getting dumber.” – Dr. Freckles
Change …
“Change is for the laundromat.” – Dr. Freckles
I’m a hermit …
“I’m a hermit … you are all so great from a distance … especially if I have a .50 cal Barret … and concertina wire deployed correctly, to channel you.” – Dr. Freckles
I’ve been naming the deer …
“I’ve been naming the deer here, in the woods, as they pass by: ‘Cheese Burger’, ‘Stew’, ‘Pepperoni Pizza’, ‘Meat Ball’, it feels cozy.” – Dr. Freckles
Jimmy Buffet …
“Jimmy Buffet OVER Warren Buffet.” – Dr. Freckles
Swimming pools …
I don’t think alcohol is good or bad.
I don’t think cigarettes are good or bad.
I don’t think guns or chainsaws or sticks of dynamite are good or bad.
And if you do think “objects”, without sentience, are “good” or “bad”, then BAN FUCKING SWIMMING POOLS …
(to stop drowning)
A healing salve …
If you make a healing salve,
from dead cat and old calf,
you bake the bread of bone and blood,
then chisel out your rendered cud …
And from that soup,
your mind will see,
a healthy face,
for all to see.
China’s Potemkin Villages
“China has turned the Potemkin Village into a science.” – Dr. Freckles