FLORIDA MIRACLES …
A REAGANESQUE TRUMP STYLE MIRACLE …
ABANDONED
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20250115_ABANDONED.mp3
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Today, the park still remains abandoned:
Out there in the grease passageways …
Skitting from bush to bush …
Loose women and rough alligators …
A park meant for hobo kings, drugs and sweaty dreams.
You build FAFO PARK …
I would install the following:
- DARK WEB remote controlled .308 cal cannons, way up on the abandoned rides.
- Pitfalls with alligators and swamp turtles.
- Gangs of swarthy, dusky, shirtless men chasing busting young scantily clad women around the ponds and wallows …
PEOPLE WOULD CUM FROM MILES AROUND … just for the thrill.
It would no longer be abandoned …
It would be a home to drug addicts and schizoids …
We’d hire the VERY BEST to keep the place CLEAN, but the meanness would seep in and the juices of EVIL will flow.
Don’t go without a plan … it’s shady after dark.
Always …
It keeps the demons from sector-11 away from your BLAUPUNKT stereo …
By putting the tin foil in the dishwasher you preserve your beef spunk jizzum powers …
The mall is closed …
The park is abandoned …
The bridge is fallen …
The day is done …
Have fun Carl McGunn,
Winner of the turnip prize.
Enjoy your art at the Ale House,
where Billy and Teddy bake bread.
One day the carolers will signal downfall,
one day your cat will learn to fix your water heater.
CHOSEN …
Covered in hoisin …
Making it and baking it, from Tel Aviv to Mar a Lago …
CHOSEN JUST FOR YOU …
(sounds like Trump)
Summary of “TRUMP Can’t Do Nothing”:
- DEMS WILL PASS BILL BLOCKING CHILDCARE WORKERS FROM REPORTING ILLEGALS
- UKRAINE WAR WILL CONTINUE
- WEF ELITES WILL FORCE TRUMP TO SUCK GRETA’S COCK
- JD TRANCE SAYS BIDEN IS SETTING UP TRAPS AND BROKEN THINGS
- JD TRANCE SAYS NO PARDON FOR VIOLENT OFFENDERS
- BIDEN SENDS OIL PRICES SOARING (govt CAN’T control the weather, but it can do this?)
- TULSI WANTS TO WATCH YOU HAVE SEX …
Summary of “TRUMP Miracles”:
- MELANOMA is even MOAR Beautiful …
- FARM RECOVERY! (next year)
- TRUMP WILL ISSUE A SHIT TON OF EXECUTIVE ORDERS DAY 1
- BLACKROCK IS GOOD GUYS NOW
- ZUCKERBERG IS REALLY FUCKING SORRY
- BLUMP REVEALS SECRET OF THE DRONES
- BLUMP VOWS TO TAKE ON CENSORS
Something Weird: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=16975
Evil pedo-Aliens set the fires: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=16950
RE-RUN of LAST YEAR RAYTHEON: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=16945
MY DICK POSTER: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=16920
stealth dollar collapse?:
CRIMINAL GANGS LOOTING: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=16824
POPPING SMOKE ALERT: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=16841
Another case: “he can’t do nothing”
Sniffing her bicycle seat Zero Hedge?
UKRAINE WAR CONTINUES, eh?
Still weird …
So …
Up until a few days ago, and for the last year that I’ve had the T-MOBILE hotspot, my primary IP address pointed to a location in WA State, usually Tukwilla or Seatrack.
But for the last couple days (I surmise) my IP has pointed to Tampa, Florida.
This could be related to the fires in LA, might be … and it is diagnostically interesting from the perspective of collapse, cascading failures in complex systems.
Now imagine a 2 X LA FIRE scenario if different parts of the country, or 4 times …
Imagine what that looks like.
FUN STORIES …
These are FUN because it’s like they’re telling you WHEN the next shoe drops …
- FARM income recovery 2026
- Back to the Moon 2030
- Quantum Computers 2030
blah, blah, blah … always in the distance … but as the distance closes, you get the impression that something else approacheth …
Collapse …
“Why do people think collapse is linear or continuous?” – Dr. Freckles
PREDICTION: the LA FIRE disaster will NOT be the most expensive disaster in the USA, in 2025.
MOAR “he can’t do nothing?”
