

"GRAVY FOR YOUR BRAIN!" – Conspiracy Theory (1997)
import re
import maidenhead as mh
fl = "C:\\Users\\danielsullivan\\AppData\\Local\\WSJT-X\\ALL.TXT"
fw = "callsign_locations.txt"
lines = None
with open(fl, "r") as rf:
lines = rf.readlines()
with open(fw, "w") as wf:
wf.write("CALLSIGN")
wf.write('\t')
wf.write("DATE")
wf.write('\t')
wf.write("FREQ")
wf.write('\t')
wf.write("SNR")
wf.write('\t')
wf.write("DRIFT_SECONDS")
wf.write('\t')
wf.write("GRID")
wf.write('\t')
wf.write("LAT")
wf.write('\t')
wf.write("LNG")
wf.write('\n')
for ln in lines:
utcd = ln[0:17].strip()
pts = utcd.split('_')
yr = pts[0][0:2]
mn = pts[0][2:4]
dy = pts[0][4:6]
dts = mn + "/" + dy + "/" + yr
frq = ln[17:24].strip()
snr = ln[30:38].strip()
timedrift = ln[37:43].strip()
msg = ln[47:].strip()
grd = ""
lat = None
lng = None
mparts = msg.split(' ')
if len(mparts) == 3:
chk = mparts[2].strip()
if len(chk) == 4:
if chk[0].isalpha() and \
chk[1].isalpha() and \
chk[2].isdigit() and \
chk[3].isdigit():
print(chk)
ll = mh.to_location(chk)
grd = chk
lat = ll[0]
lng = ll[1]
wf.write(mparts[1])
wf.write('\t')
wf.write(dts)
wf.write('\t')
wf.write(frq)
wf.write('\t')
wf.write(snr)
wf.write('\t')
wf.write(timedrift)
wf.write('\t')
wf.write(grd)
wf.write('\t')
wf.write(str(lat))
wf.write('\t')
wf.write(str(lng))
wf.write('\n')
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GOOD MORNING!
I love you …
Fuck you …
Good morning.
Vibrate with my salty balls as the cum-spice powders are harvested, and the dying dog demons lurch onward … towards what? … IDGAF
You are the spell binder, the coyote rustler …
Your spider egg palace is made of joy …
Good morning … fuck you.
Good morning …
Half of Florida was destroyed last night …
good morning, how ya doing?
Most of your wealth will be useless soon …
gm … do you have some BITCOIN? – that’s gonna help in the burning bush …
I love you.
fuck you
gm
I love you …
FUCK YOU …
GOOD MORNING SKIZZ MASTER COOPS …
You can take your attitude and 50 bucks and go to safeway and put a down payment on a steak …
good morning …
good day Sir
you are a good guy
I love you …
Sharing politics: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=13623
TYPE AWESOME: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=13621
“I’d rather share values with you than politics. Sharing ‘politics’ is like sharing an old rusty knife that was probably used to kill someone.” – Dr. Freckles
“Type 1 or 2 civilization? – fuck it. Type Turbo Cocaine Star Demon civilization is when you start building Dyson hotrods out of other universes.” – Dr. Freckles
Mother fucking UNIVERSE SCALE HYPER STAR SHIPS … and they don’t care.
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20241010_PROJECT_2025.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles
Project 2025: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=13535
Don’t feed: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=13607
One neat trick: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=13559
Keep it cool: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=13551
What if: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=13542
It could be worse: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=13539
MOAR 2025: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=13566
FEMA/HELENE/NC: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=13570
THRILL SEEKER: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=13575
Grow up: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=13580
Daleks: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=13583
Haiti: what phase are we in?: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=13586
Demonology: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=13590
Reality: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=13593
WAYMO: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=13600
NEWS READER: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=13611
Here’s how the story went …
And mind you: this story MIGHT NOT apply to YOU and YOUR family, but it applies to many – and the keyword today is “enough” people.
A long time ago your grandfather or great grandfather or grandmother or BOTH was made a great offer … given free shit … in some form by a central bank or the government or both, cuz it’s really both …
They believed it was a consequence free choice. Others said they would be proven wrong, THEY, mocked the others.
That’s how we ended up here.
Have fun getting your daily dose of the fucking news.
Create Table Script for RSS Database
SET SQL_MODE = "NO_AUTO_VALUE_ON_ZERO";
SET AUTOCOMMIT = 0;
START TRANSACTION;
SET time_zone = "+00:00";
CREATE TABLE `RSS` (
`ID` bigint(20) NOT NULL,
`SOURCE` varchar(100) COLLATE utf8_unicode_ci NOT NULL,
`LINK` varchar(255) COLLATE utf8_unicode_ci NOT NULL,
`TITLE` varchar(400) COLLATE utf8_unicode_ci NOT NULL,
`PUBLISHED` datetime NOT NULL,
`ARTICLE` text COLLATE utf8_unicode_ci NOT NULL
) ENGINE=InnoDB DEFAULT CHARSET=utf8 COLLATE=utf8_unicode_ci;
ALTER TABLE `RSS`
ADD PRIMARY KEY (`ID`),
ADD UNIQUE KEY `unique_link` (`LINK`);
ALTER TABLE `RSS`
MODIFY `ID` bigint(20) NOT NULL AUTO_INCREMENT;
COMMIT;
Python Script for Aggregating RSS Feeds and storing stories locally
from __future__ import print_function
import os
import feedparser
import os.path, time
import json
import math
import time
import urllib.parse as pr
import xml.etree.ElementTree as ET
from bs4 import BeautifulSoup as BS
from requests import get
from os.path import exists
from socket import socket, AF_INET, SOCK_STREAM
from decimal import Decimal
from datetime import datetime, date, timedelta
from anyascii import anyascii
import mysql.connector
usern = "root"
passw = "password"
dbn = "NEWS"
servern = "localhost"
portn = 3306
newsServiceM3 = "ZEROHEDGE"
retHeadlines = 4
newsMode = 3
bigSleep = 90
def GetArt(number):
# Connect with the MySQL Server
cnx = mysql.connector.connect(user=usern, database=dbn, password=passw, host=servern, port=portn)
qry = "select ARTICLE, SOURCE, LINK from RSS where ID = %s" % (number)
cur = cnx.cursor(buffered=True)
cur.execute(qry)
retRes = cur.fetchall()
cnx.close()
return retRes[0]
def GetTopHourly(source):
# Connect with the MySQL Server
cnx = mysql.connector.connect(user=usern, database=dbn, password=passw, host=servern, port=portn)
qry = "select ID, TITLE, PUBLISHED, SOURCE, length(ARTICLE) as LOF from RSS where SOURCE = '%s' order by PUBLISHED desc limit 1" % source
cur = cnx.cursor(buffered=True)
cur.execute(qry)
retRes = cur.fetchall()
cnx.close()
return retRes
def GetTop(source, number):
# Connect with the MySQL Server
cnx = mysql.connector.connect(user=usern, database=dbn, password=passw, host=servern, port=portn)
qry = "select ID, TITLE, PUBLISHED, SOURCE, length(ARTICLE) as LOF from RSS where SOURCE = '%s' order by PUBLISHED desc limit %s" % (source, number)
cur = cnx.cursor(buffered=True)
cur.execute(qry)
retRes = cur.fetchall()
cnx.close()
return retRes
def AlreadySaved(link):
# Connect with the MySQL Server
cnx = mysql.connector.connect(user=usern, database=dbn, password=passw, host=servern, port=portn)
qry = "select ID from RSS where LINK = '" + link + "'"
cur = cnx.cursor(buffered=True)
cur.execute(qry)
cur.fetchall()
rc = cur.rowcount
cnx.close()
if rc > 0:
return True
else:
return False
def SaveRSS(source, title, link, published, article):
tit = title.replace("'", "''")
clean_text = anyascii(article)
art = str(clean_text)
art = art.replace("'", "''")
if len(art) > 5000:
art = art[0:5000]
cnx = mysql.connector.connect(user=usern, database=dbn, password=passw, host=servern, port=portn)
cur = cnx.cursor()
qry = """
INSERT INTO RSS
(SOURCE,
LINK,
TITLE,
PUBLISHED,
ARTICLE)
VALUES
(%s,%s,%s,%s,%s)
"""
val = (source, link, tit, published, art)
cur.execute(qry, val)
cnx.commit()
cnx.close()
def GrabRSS(RssURL, SourceName):
hdrs = {'User-Agent': 'Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 10_11_5) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/50.0.2661.102 Safari/537.36'}
NewsFeed = feedparser.parse(RssURL)
for na in NewsFeed.entries:
try:
print(na.title)
print(na.link)
print(na.published)
print(na.published_parsed)
except:
continue
if AlreadySaved(na.link):
continue
print("*************************")
response = get(na.link, None, headers=hdrs)
print(na.keys())
soup = BS(response.content, 'html.parser')
txtChunk = ""
for data in soup.find_all("p"):
txtval = data.get_text()
txtval = txtval.strip()
txtarr = txtval.split()
if len(txtarr) == 1:
continue
if "posted" in txtval and ("hours" in txtval or "days" in txtval) and len(txtarr) == 4:
continue
if txtval == "No Search Results Found":
continue
if txtval == "Terms of Service":
continue
if txtval == "Advertise with us":
continue
if txtval == "Media Inquiries":
continue
txtChunk += " " + txtval + "\n"
tyr = na.published_parsed[0]
tmn = na.published_parsed[1]
tdy = na.published_parsed[2]
thr = na.published_parsed[3]
tmi = na.published_parsed[4]
tsc = na.published_parsed[5]
ptms = "%s-%s-%s %s:%s:%s" % (tyr, tmn, tdy, thr, tmi, tsc)
SaveRSS(SourceName, na.title, na.link, ptms, txtChunk.strip())
print(txtChunk.strip())
def debugHere():
input("Press enter to continue ...")
def clearConsole():
command = 'clear'
if os.name in ('nt', 'dos'): # If Machine is running on Windows, use cls
command = 'cls'
os.system(command)
def CycleFeeds():
infowars = "https://www.infowars.com/rss.xml"
zh = "https://feeds.feedburner.com/zerohedge/feed"
yahoo = "https://news.yahoo.com/rss/"
cnn = "http://rss.cnn.com/rss/cnn_topstories.rss"
bbc = "http://feeds.bbci.co.uk/news/world/us_and_canada/rss.xml"
nyt = "https://rss.nytimes.com/services/xml/rss/nyt/HomePage.xml"
onion = "https://www.theonion.com/rss"
bb = "https://babylonbee.com/feed"
print("Grabbing Babylon Bee ...")
GrabRSS(bb, "BB")
print("Grabbing ONION ...")
GrabRSS(onion, "ONION")
print("Grabbing INFOWARS ...")
GrabRSS(infowars, "INFOWARS")
print("Grabbing ZEROHEDGE ...")
GrabRSS(zh, "ZEROHEDGE")
#print("Grabbing YAHOO ...")
#GrabRSS(yahoo, "YAHOO")
print("Grabbing CNN ...")
GrabRSS(cnn, "CNN")
print("Grabbing BBC ...")
GrabRSS(bbc, "BBC")
print("Grabbing NYT ...")
GrabRSS(nyt, "NYT")
# FEEDS:
# 1. INFOWARS: https://www.infowars.com/rss.xml
# 2. ZEROHEDGE: https://feeds.feedburner.com/zerohedge/feed
# 3. YAHOO: https://news.yahoo.com/rss/
# 4. CNN: http://rss.cnn.com/rss/cnn_topstories.rss
time.sleep(1)
CycleFeeds()
Python Speech Synthesis Scripts
A: Windows – SAPI
#this script reads headlines from the RSS news feed
#database.
import win32com.client
speaker = win32com.client.Dispatch("SAPI.SpVoice")
import os
import time
import mysql.connector
usern = "root"
passw = "password"
dbn = "NEWS"
servern = "localhost"
portn = 3306
def TOS(text):
os.system(f"espeak -s 130 -v en+m1 '{text}'")
def GetSql(qry):
# Connect with the MySQL Server
cnx = mysql.connector.connect(user=usern, database=dbn, password=passw, host=servern, port=portn)
cur = cnx.cursor(buffered=True)
cur.execute(qry)
retRes = cur.fetchall()
cnx.close()
return retRes
#+-----------+--------------+------+-----+---------+----------------+
#| Field | Type | Null | Key | Default | Extra |
#+-----------+--------------+------+-----+---------+----------------+
#| ID | bigint(20) | NO | PRI | NULL | auto_increment |
#| SOURCE | varchar(100) | NO | | NULL | |
#| LINK | varchar(255) | NO | UNI | NULL | |
#| TITLE | varchar(400) | NO | | NULL | |
#| PUBLISHED | datetime | NO | | NULL | |
#| ARTICLE | text | NO | | NULL | |
#+-----------+--------------+------+-----+---------+----------------+
qry1 = "select SOURCE, TITLE from RSS where PUBLISHED > curdate()-1 order by PUBLISHED desc;"
res = GetSql(qry1)
for rec in res:
src = rec[0]
tit = rec[1].replace("''", "")
print(src + ": " + tit)
phrase = "From " + src + ", HEAD LINE, " + tit
speaker.Speak(phrase)
time.sleep(2)
B: Linux – ESPEAK
import os
import time
import mysql.connector
usern = "root"
passw = "password"
dbn = "NEWS"
servern = "localhost"
portn = 3306
def TOS(text):
os.system(f"espeak -s 130 -v en+m1 '{text}'")
def GetSql(qry):
# Connect with the MySQL Server
cnx = mysql.connector.connect(user=usern, database=dbn, password=passw, host=servern, port=portn)
cur = cnx.cursor(buffered=True)
cur.execute(qry)
retRes = cur.fetchall()
cnx.close()
return retRes
#+-----------+--------------+------+-----+---------+----------------+
#| Field | Type | Null | Key | Default | Extra |
#+-----------+--------------+------+-----+---------+----------------+
#| ID | bigint(20) | NO | PRI | NULL | auto_increment |
#| SOURCE | varchar(100) | NO | | NULL | |
#| LINK | varchar(255) | NO | UNI | NULL | |
#| TITLE | varchar(400) | NO | | NULL | |
#| PUBLISHED | datetime | NO | | NULL | |
#| ARTICLE | text | NO | | NULL | |
#+-----------+--------------+------+-----+---------+----------------+
qry1 = "select SOURCE, TITLE from RSS where PUBLISHED > curdate()-1 order by PUBLISHED desc;"
res = GetSql(qry1)
for rec in res:
src = rec[0]
tit = rec[1].replace("''", "")
print(src + ": " + tit)
phrase = "From " + src + ", HEAD LINE, " + tit
TOS(phrase)
time.sleep(0.5)