ICE FISHING in IOWA: https://www.radioiowa.com/2025/01/29/ice-fishing-season-melting-away-with-record-warm-temperatures/
FRENCH ONION POOP

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20250201_FRENCH_ONION_POOP.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles
Love and Hate: different sides of madness … maybe they’re both bad, maybe they’re both GOOD.
Imagine there’s this THING …
Some people LOOK at this THING and fall in love with it, worship it, imbue it with goodness and concern that is not likely part of IT.
Other people look at this THING and feel nothing but pure visceral hate, hate inside their bones, their blood. Burning, conniption, fury and a complete psychotic break of RAGE. Other people look at IT and see everything they despise.
And this THING, this IT looks in the mirror, and sees nothing.
Imagine that.
FRENCHUNE COOKIES: sure …
NEW JERSEY FRENCH ONION SOUP: https://catcountry1073.com/northfield-restaurant-best-french-onion-soup/
French Bulldog: https://www.newsweek.com/owner-tries-crossing-street-frenchies-2018128
French Films: https://en.unifrance.org/news/17082/2025-a-record-breaking-year-for-french-films-at-the-oscars
French Wine: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/crm73z0np93o
Dog poop: https://www.science.org/content/article/archaeological-record-full-dog-poop
Horrors from Denmark: https://www.euronews.com/2025/01/21/denmark-abandons-controversial-parenting-competency-tests-used-on-greenlanders
VERN BURTON: FAMOUS FOR BADMINTON (Port Angeles, WA)




VERN BURTON: https://www.worldbadminton.com/museum/USA/People/VernBurton/

- Most of the links (for Vern) will be to Peninsula Daily News (local PAY WALL news). It’s weird for local newspapers to have paywalls, unless they desire no money from advertising.
- Or the links are to the CENTER, the building.
- It took some digging to find anything concrete about the GUY that made Port Angeles a MECCA for Badminton.
1973, Vern Burton is named Port Angeles Man of the Year … weird so few know who this guy is/was. Same year he retires, same year of the Yom Kippur War … random.
VERN BURTON CENTER: https://www.cityofpa.us/facilities/facility/details/vernburtoncommunitycenter-26


History of Badminton: https://www.mbbadmintonclub.com/wp-content/uploads/History-of-Badminton-USA-1.pdf
1956: Hungarian Revolution / Suez Crisis
1962: Cuban Missile Crisis
1973: Yom Kippur War
1979: Iranian Hostage Crisis, second oil shock of the 70’s
1981: Reagan Assassination
2019: KARY MULLIS DIES (connect to AGILENT and “STAN”)
KARY MULLIS: “Anyone can test positive for practically anything with a PCR test, if you run it long enough with PCR if you do it well, you can find almost anything in anybody. It doesn’t tell you that you’re sick.”
2023: HEART of BOBLIMPTOCK
BEST PHOTO I COULD FIND for MR FAMOUS BADMINTON:

NOT Vern Burton: https://www.vernburton.com/about/
Also, 1972: https://www.britannica.com/event/Munich-Massacre
Do this:
- Open up a browser.
- Go into “incognito” mode.
- Type in (with double quotes around it) “Vern Burton Badminton” … see what the results are.
- Then just type Vern Burton Port Angeles: tell me, what do you see more of? – the “center” or the person?


LINK: https://usabadminton.org/


BADMINTON A SPOOK TRAINING HANGOUT?: https://www.mdpi.com/2075-4663/11/2/35
“STAN BISCHOF” of WORLDBADMINTON.COM




STAFF of: https://usabadminton.org/about/staff-leadership/staff/





(I bet you are PAYPAL)
BREAD BOWLS

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20250131_BREAD_BOWLS.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles
PERSONAL UPDATE: GLAD it is FRIDAY, glad I get paid today, still circling the drain on project focus. I hope to have a breakthrough this weekend on something creative and healthy and some exercise … but likely I will spend both days listening to music, drinking, vaping weed, and staring bleakly OUTWARD into the expanding filthy emptiness as I escape further inward. We’ll see, no need to get dramatic. Happy I got paid. I feel if I can finish CHAPTER 3, I can finish the first book … BFW1
NON-CONSEQUENTIALISM (my anarchism, my faith): https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17515
FLY FISHING: https://www.bangordailynews.com/2025/01/02/outdoors/outdoors-contributors/fly-fishing-in-dead-of-winter-joam40zk0w/
TEXAS CHILI COOK-OFF: https://www.boernestar.com/article/10022,savoring-flavor-compadres-avoring-flavor-compadres-takes-inaugural-chili-cookoff
MEME COIN: https://bitcoinist.com/top-meme-coins-predicted-explode-2025/
Golden Retriever: https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/adorable-golden-retriever-puppy-enjoys-203000508.html
Baked Bread: https://www.press-citizen.com/story/opinion/columnists/2025/01/06/food-column-new-years-bread/77490752007/
Panera Soups: https://www.businessinsider.com/trying-all-panera-bread-soups-best-and-worst-review-photos

- Denmark
- Bulgaria
- USA
- Germany
- Kazakhstan
- Saudi Arabia
- Haiti
- Colombia
- Serbia
- France
- Cuba
- England
- Poland
- Somalia
- Chile
- China
- Japan
- Russia
- North Korea
I AM a NON-CONSEQUENTIALIST
… and I can’t imagine a Christian that wouldn’t be, with Pascal’s Wager as a CAUTIONARY backdrop.
“Consequentialists” or Utilitarians or any “the ends justifies the means” freaks drool over the TROLLEY PROBLEM … but it’s a Skinner Box, it’s a torture chamber. As with the Milgram Experiment: it might just be Doritos for the brain.
BTW: great exploration of the “trolley problem” is the 1964 CLASSIC “FAIL-SAFE” …

ANARCHY, STATE and UTOPIA: NOZICK
OYSTERS

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20250130_OYSTERS.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles
Personal Updates:
- still at loggerheads over my current projects, obsessions – deadlock
- took a personal day yesterday, beginning of semester, traffic level low
- I have this ominous feeling that “these Los Angeles sites will be cleaned up in 18 months” can be filed under “never happens” and “that means the BIG WHATEVER arrives soon” … that’s about as concrete as I want to be in a milquetoast podcast … fuck it.
Oysters:
- greasy
- oily, moist
- wet, smelly, foul
- fetid
- musty
- moldy, jaundiced
- messy
- blanched and rugged DOG shit
- classy
- New Jersey STYLE HOOKER LOOKER
- space alien baby
- gag reflex
Oyster cook-off: https://franklincounty.news/2025/01/20/batty-sisters-win-rainy-cookoff/
Pugs: https://www.newsweek.com/hysterics-pug-does-every-single-time-owner-leaves-house-2018814
This is SO CATHETIC: https://www.newsweek.com/stray-cat-was-waiting-curb-couldnt-leave-behind-i-2010986
DEATH CHIPS: BLACK HAWK collides with commercial jet … IYKYK … fly by wire …
STORY IDEA: “DEATH CHIP”, do a movie script, write it in a weekend while drunk
But this movie was done … RUNAWAY … with TOM SELLECK
- https://www.reuters.com/world/us/three-soldiers-were-board-us-army-blackhawk-helicopter-involved-collision-2025-01-30/
- https://thedefensepost.com/2024/10/17/autonomous-flight-black-hawk/

That GUY
“What if BOBLIMPTOCK is just another name for ‘planetary hospice’, and that ‘guy’ was right?” – Dr. Freckles
FOOD, CAT, DOG: the MILDEST formula (add some bitcoin)

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20250129_FOOD_CAT_DOG.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles
The MILD FORMULA: dogs, cats, food, babies saved by dogs or cats while eating cake … stories about cooking stew in the woods and sailing to Patagonia. Stories about how CHEVY CHASE won WW2 and other READER’S DIGEST SKY MALL bullshit … mild, inoffensive, banal, trivial ephemera … dust bunnies of the mind. And CRYPTO … don’t forget to pump that shit.
Some other mild and relatively inoffensive topics:
- Flower Shows
- Old Artist Comebacks
- Porn Stars turned Straight
- New movies
- New TV shows
- Sports Ball Teams
- French Bulldogs
- Avocado Toast
- Egg Salad Recipes
- Antique Sofas
- Classic Cars
- Fly Fishing
- Dolphins
- Bird Watching
- Golf
- Bob Ross
- The New Yankee Carpenter
- Fixing Carburetors
- Composting
- Organic Farming
- PIZZA CONTESTS
- Easter Eggs
- Pumpkin Spice Coffee
- BBQ CONTESTS
- Golden Retrievers
- Cross Country Skiing
- Swamp Buggies
- Beach Volleyball
- Old People talking about their experiences
- Aliens
- Finding Jesus in food
- Vanilla Pudding or Rice Pudding competitions
KING CAKE CONTEST: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17457
Pet your cat: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17460
Dog saves baby: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17463
Something Nice about BTC: https://bitcoinmagazine.com/politics/donald-trump-vows-to-propel-bitcoin-to-new-heights
CORRUPTION? – no way: https://www.reuters.com/technology/french-investigators-open-money-laundering-probe-against-crypto-platform-binance-2025-01-28/
OBAMA COIN: https://www.newsweek.com/obama-brother-apologizes-crypto-coin-scam-2021988
A helpline for lonely women on their way home: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17477
“… a telephone safety helpline for lonely women on their way home, …”
