“The ‘news’, alt or otherwise, is the penultimate tabloid at this point.” – Dr. Freckles
Babylon Bee?
The Onion?
That crazy French paper? Charlie Butt Fuck?
(nothing compares to the “news” at this point)
Nietzsche was right about some of it …
“Nietzsche was right about some of it, the Lord in Heaven knows the rest.” – Dr. Freckles
Jim Jones and Israel …
“The State of Israel is a Jim Jones style cult: iykyk.” – Dr. Freckles
GSC: secret ingredient is love
5 disasters from poverty …
“Live no more than 5 disasters from poverty, otherwise you’ll forget about living and your disasters will get bigger.” – Dr. Freckles
PAPERCLIP
“Paperclip: what if it were more about getting them smart Germans who could CONVINCE YOU that we ‘went to the Moon’, rather than the guys who might get us there?” – Dr. Freckles
GROLAR BEAR (Pizzlies?)
Elephants …
“Bio-weapons are like elephants in combat or airborne troops: theatrical, and disastrously insignificant to strategic outcomes.” – Dr. Freckles
1,204th Reason why Using Bio-Weapons is RETARDED …
“Using bio-weapons is like handing a knife to an attacker.” – Dr. Freckles
