“The ‘news’, alt or otherwise, is the penultimate tabloid at this point.” – Dr. Freckles
Babylon Bee?
The Onion?
That crazy French paper? Charlie Butt Fuck?
(nothing compares to the “news” at this point)
"GRAVY FOR YOUR BRAIN!" – Conspiracy Theory (1997)
“The ‘news’, alt or otherwise, is the penultimate tabloid at this point.” – Dr. Freckles
Babylon Bee?
The Onion?
That crazy French paper? Charlie Butt Fuck?
(nothing compares to the “news” at this point)
“Nietzsche was right about some of it, the Lord in Heaven knows the rest.” – Dr. Freckles
“The State of Israel is a Jim Jones style cult: iykyk.” – Dr. Freckles
“Live no more than 5 disasters from poverty, otherwise you’ll forget about living and your disasters will get bigger.” – Dr. Freckles
“Paperclip: what if it were more about getting them smart Germans who could CONVINCE YOU that we ‘went to the Moon’, rather than the guys who might get us there?” – Dr. Freckles
“Bio-weapons are like elephants in combat or airborne troops: theatrical, and disastrously insignificant to strategic outcomes.” – Dr. Freckles
“Using bio-weapons is like handing a knife to an attacker.” – Dr. Freckles