Category: Everyday shit …

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I met some cops this morning …

The police stopped me this morning …

I looked homeless and so I was an easy target, and why not harass some random guy … maybe it will make you feel better …

Maybe next time I go for the cop’s gun …

Maybe next time it goes down differently.

“Dan, they’ll kill you …”

Brother – their WORLD is killing me already.

  • show me your papers
  • where do you live
  • why does it bother you that we stopped you
  • did you know there’s so much crime here now
  • why don’t you have a driver’s license

Yeah – I think we’re at the end of the movie, not at the beginning.

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National Weather Service

The NWS/NOAA should really hire me …

They have to come up with names for all these new weather formations, but I can do that …

  1. Heat Blizzards
  2. Fire Skies
  3. Hell Clouds
  4. Scrombozoid Patterns
  5. Sloove
  6. Fister-Storms
  7. Wind Skleave
  8. Tobian Ghoul Rain
  9. Wooster Fog
  10. Ferg Fumes
  11. Goob
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PAWS

“Living in this fallen world, you’re gonna step on some paws.” – Dr. Freckles

I was going to walk the dogs this morning and something happened to little Shaggy …

  1. going OUT THERE, taking risks
  2. making friends
  3. falling in love
  4. being yourself
  5. walking dogs – they need it, but sometimes …
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Aw-dAVbp4Pw
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Spiders …

I get that you’re here to help, but I gotta say it:

  1. I don’t want to see you, do your shit in private.
  2. Don’t have so many babies that I regret not having smashed you.
  3. Stop with that karate pose when I’m on the pooper – unless you’re venomous, you’re not fooling anyone …
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The old school house, in the film “Over the Edge” …

There’s an old school house in the parking lot, almost as if it’s on display, a monument, to a time now forgotten. Next to this is the “New Granada Jr High”, flashy and modern and plastic and aluminum.

With the old school house – there’s more “outside” than “inside”. You get the sense that it’s a limited space, but still a space of control – without any pretense.

The new school has it all. Food, fun, sports, drugs. The new school is a place you can dump your kid for the day.

The old school house had a way out for every room.

The new school house has a way in for every kid, and no way out.

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Over the edge … (1979)

  1. suburban wasteland
  2. misguided youth
  3. existential darkness
  4. suburban brutalism
  5. vandalism
  6. suburbia as grooming for pedophiles
  7. suburbia as family made into a commodity
  8. abstraction of living destroys life
  9. managed society
  10. rebellion / obedience narrative in the context of 2020
  11. the scene when the girl shoots the boy by accident – no deep angst, no political energy, just “no biggee” and kids move on …