National Weather Service

The NWS/NOAA should really hire me …

They have to come up with names for all these new weather formations, but I can do that …

  1. Heat Blizzards
  2. Fire Skies
  3. Hell Clouds
  4. Scrombozoid Patterns
  5. Sloove
  6. Fister-Storms
  7. Wind Skleave
  8. Tobian Ghoul Rain
  9. Wooster Fog
  10. Ferg Fumes
  11. Goob