MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20220510_THAT_IS_NICE.mp3
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That job interview in the woods …
- Didn’t work out.
- I was kicked out of the woods.
- Don’t want to talk about it.
- Might talk about it in the future.
Definitely not a job for me.
THE END
That’s nice …
I need to be nicer and shit … and talk about more mainstream bullshit … so my podcast does better:
- Talk up CRYPTO!
- Talk up investing … like in TESLA or AMAZON or TWITTER!
- Talk about eating shellfish right from the ocean …
- Talk about how lovely the skies are, and how they are so completely, totally, real … ya know man?
- Talk about how healthy the trees and plants look … really healthy … vibrant.
- Talk about Summertime and daffodils and parrot oils and musks …
- Christmas is right around the corner … that’s nice.
- I might buy a house, then sell it, use that money and more loans to buy more homes, sell those … buy more homes … and then complain about homeless people … because it’s so cozy.
- Talk about kale … “All About Kale” hour …
- Talk about that colonoscopy or anal probe I got … and how it’s nice to see what’s down there.
- Talk about the RONA, and how it almost destroyed everything, but then it didn’t … and how nice it was that Brownian motion ceased to be a thing during the pandemic, hence the non-random distribution of a random phenomena … and those coffee filters.
- Talk about brick oven pizzas … amirite?
- My electric vehicle? – that’s good …
- Talk about how bad Putin is … and how great the US military is … at stuff.
- Lots of nice things to talk about …
- I can’t wait for nuclear war … it will be more exciting than the BATTLE OF THE NETWORK STARS … just really great.
- Talk about the coming age of TOOVLOZ, when elf type mistress whores sell their “wares” near the old abandoned fireworks factory, as kief-squirrels feed on the decaying corpses of old Insane Clown Posse turbit jergs … good times.
- Talk about that weird fog that settles upon the grounds at night … weird and cold and burns your lungs … it’s not like it’s a thing, right? … it’s not there, but it is … you see the etch-a-sketch happening above you, but your glowing rectangle tells you to ignore the perception and adhere to the general obedience.
- Talk about the kettle angels and the various new parasites crawling into people’s ears at night … they lay eggs in your occipital lobe, causing neural scarring, brain damage, gleeptus and fronctalburingalitus … really bad “hershey squirts” and all human faces are replaced with David Hasselhoff’s face.
- Quivering mangrove spiders, following a hearty meal of peasant, concern themselves with the great space bridge to Venus. As the night falls, Heclus, the warrior, wearing nothing but a leather codpiece, swaggers his way to cleansing pool. There he sees Lustra, the bustress, the one of g-strings, rubbing ancient oils upon her melons … this is nice.
- Just, really nice stuff … to feel good about being great … and having warm feelings about really swell shit …
Vampires of Chicago!
Link: https://weeklyworldnews.com/topstory/52984/vampires-on-the-loose-in-chicago/
Some of the story …
SCREWBILEE! (from 2/21/2019)
GASLIGHT AMERICA! (10/16/2019)
The Great Discontinuity! (from 11/22/2019)
PANIC IN THE YEAR ZERO! (from 12/8/2019)
The “Stranded and Unconscious Skier” or the US Economy 2009-2019 … (12/13/2019)
BANK HOLIDAY! (3/17/2020)
ONE WEEK CRACK UP BASH! (6/26/2021)
BOBLIMPTOCK! (from 7/25/2021)
It’s almost GRINKEN TIME! (November 2021)
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