TRADE UP!

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20220521_TRADE_UP.mp3

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Trade Up!

JUNGLE PAM …

Link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Liberman

Hypercane …

A super-dooper-hurricane or HYPER CANE?

A penultimate black hole or HYPER-HOLE? Maybe a movie starring Ava Adams …

Just add the word “hyper” … and it’s amazing.

Hyperactive? – seems busy.

Hyperspace? – not a place I want to visit.

One neat trick …

(a neat trick to help with your prostate)

SPACE …

Every time I see some NASA picture from “Mars”? … I think:

“Shit, Sedona looks nice this time of year …”

Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/political/heres-official-explanation-mars-doorway

Questions …

  1. Are you legally eligible to work in the country you wish to work in?
  2. Are you at least 18 years of age?
  3. Have you ever worked for this company or franchise-owned location before?
  4. How many years of experience do you have in the position for which you are interested?
  5. How many employers have you worked for in the past two years?
  6. Have you ever been terminated from a job or asked to resign?
  7. Are you able to speak and read English?
  8. Are you able to perform the essential duties of the position for which you are applying with or without reasonable accommodation(s)?
  9. Are you able to lift up to 50 lbs and stand on your feet for long periods of time, with, or without an accommodation?
  10. How would you define your teamwork abilities?
  11. Are you willing to wear a uniform and follow grooming standards?
  12. What are your thoughts on working beyond your normal scheduled hours?
  13. Are you willing to work a flexible work schedule including nights, weekends and holidays?
  14. When solving a problem, which best describes you?
  15. Rate your knowledge with handling customer complaints?
  16. Are you 16 years of age or older?
  17. When dealing with difficult guests/customers, you should?
  18. I am willing to do tasks outside of my job description which may include other side duties?
  19. What is your experience level operating an electronic or computerized cash register?
  20. What is your experience level handling cash and providing change?
  21. Do you enjoy working with and serving the public?
  22. If you saw a co-worker stealing a small item or giving food to a friend without paying you would?
  23. Are you currently in school?
  24. Are you willing to consent to a background check or reasonable suspicion drug testing? (Not applicable where prohibited by law.)

FOMO

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20220521_FOMO.mp3

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Things you should stop worrying about, things that are NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN …

“If the government says ‘worry about THIS’, then remove that item from your worry list.” – Dr. Freckles

If the government says DON’T worry about THIS, it doesn’t mean it’s a real concern, but it’s worth a look … like the “Clathrate Gun”: https://www.beforetheflood.com/explore/the-crisis/methane-the-ticking-time-bomb/

Research the NOAA/US Government position on the “methane bomb”: they will say “don’t worry” … so take a look.

  1. Eating bugs
  2. Massive vaccine die-off
  3. FEMA camps
  4. POD-TOPIA (it already happened, I’ve lived there)
  5. CHINA takes over the world
  6. Trump saves America
  7. Nuclear War (probably)
  8. Conventional War with Russia (probably)
  9. The Great Replacement
  10. Monkey Pox, Monkey Herpes, Monkey Crabs, all Monkey Diseases
  11. Collecting all your guns – by the way, STOP BUYING YOUR GUNS AT CABELAS, START USING THE BLACK MARKET
  12. “Recession”, “Stagflation”, “Depression”, “Hyper Inflation” – it’s already happened, this neo-Stalinist hell hole did it, and then stuffed the entropy into China, Housing Scams, Crypto, Stock Market … it’s done … we’ve been in a Potemkin Recovery since 2008 … realistically: we’ve lived in an occult-depression since at least 2009 … SEE: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20191213_The_Unconscious_Skier.mp3
  13. Alien Attack
  14. Robot Apocalypse
  15. Gay Frogs
  16. EMP: looking like the Y2K fear monkey …
  17. FOMO: “crypto”, “house flipping”, “stock markets”, etc … FOMO has to be one of the DUMBEST FUCKING MOTIVATORS EVER … “marriage and kids”, “that nice home”, “a TESLA”, whatever “chasing after desire” crap your smart phone sells you? – get over it … soon. FOMO is what keeps people from moving, from getting to ACCEPTANCE. Didn’t get to travel “around the world”? – get over that shit, a lot of places and a lot of people are the same everywhere … get over that neocon NWO globalist BS.

Don’t get me wrong, there are things you should assess as risks, and plan accordingly – but no where in this is “lockdown” or “don’t talk to your neighbor” or “social distancing” as risk reduction or mitigation … be rational, and remember: every motherfucker dies.

(and read your Book of Ecclesiastes …)