The IDF and Paragliders …

You can believe one of the following, but not both:

a) Israel was attacked by poors with paragliders and nearly destroyed

or

b) the IDF is the most elite military force in the Middle East, perhaps the WORLD

(you can believe one, not both)

Empire …

A simple process for douches who want to steal shit:

  1. find a country that has shit you want
  2. install shit head as LEADER
  3. let it boil for 5 to 10 years
  4. Declare shit head “evil” and invade

(rinse and repeat)

CREED

I have many neuro-linguistic, lesser magic tools … one is “CREED” …

I’ll go to a bar, and if the waitress asks if I like the music? – I ask for CREED.

(my generation’s “Catcher in the Rye” crazy signal)

  1. party staring trick
  2. making up words
  3. penis surgery pics

and so many more