Category: Trauma Monkey

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THE BIG DIAL!

Dial Settings:

  1. Covid/Monkey-Herpes
  2. Killa Vaccine
  3. PUTIN, PUTIN, PUTIN
  4. IRAN, IRAN, IRAN
  5. ERMAGERD, HAMAS
  6. THE GHOST of GEORGE FLOYD ANTIFA/BLM CIRCUS
  7. JAN-SIX
  8. Trump is Crazy
  9. Climate Change
  10. End Times / Christian Eschatology
  11. Massive Earthquake
  12. Biden is Crazy
  13. Super Flare
  14. Caldera Explosion
  15. Pole Shift
  16. Mud Flood
  17. Alien Attack or Blue Beam
  18. WW3 / Nuke War
  19. Robot Rebellion / AI Bimbo Load
  20. RESET

*** What’s not on the approved fear list?

No more missiles: https://thehill.com/policy/defense/5842118-patriot-thaad-prsm-expenditure-iran/

MOAR TACOS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27417

A Roy and his Dog: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27412

Silent part in the background: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27407

Ripping me off: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27397

9 Butt Hole Universe: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27393

I don’t have the answer: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27386

No help is coming: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27434

Totally NOT a neo-Stalinist hellhole: https://www.cnbc.com/2026/04/22/spirit-airlines-rescue-trump-administration.html

Mexican Pyramid Shooting: https://nypost.com/2026/04/20/world-news/shooting-from-top-of-ancient-mexican-pyramid-leaves-tourists-killed-injured/

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WEIRD FIREBALLS OVER TEXAS!

I cannot verify this story, I’m not sure I know anyone that can.

BTW: Iran does have the ability to launch satellites, which defacto means they have the ability to build an ICBM. Of course, the IRBM they used against Diego Garcia (ostensibly) is not one of these.