A simple process for douches who want to steal shit:
- find a country that has shit you want
- install shit head as LEADER
- let it boil for 5 to 10 years
- Declare shit head “evil” and invade
(rinse and repeat)
Felons by lunchtime …
“Most of us are felons by lunchtime, we just don’t always know which laws we broke.” – Dr. Freckles
HOBLIMPTOCK
“I’ve talked about BOBLIMPTOCK, but not HOBLIMPTOCK.” – Dr. Freckles
The family …
“Once the government has captured the family, they have captured the nation.” – Dr. Freckles
Asking for wisdom …
“Asking for wisdom from God is like asking for infinite pain, and infinite joy – but remember, there’s pain.” – Dr. Freckles
A free country …
“A free country is a hornets nest, or a BIG hug, to other nations – choose wisely with free countries.” – Dr. Freckles
IT at work …
The IT software / firewall at work classifies my blog, this blog, as porn …
If it is porn? – it’s a strange porn.
A porn for strangers …
A table set for strangers to feel less alone.
People like me …
“When people like me stop getting cancelled? – you should probably get worried.” – Dr. Freckles
LISTEN!!!
“Keep a fucking notebook!” – Dr. Freckles
(physical, paper, pen, pencil, style, notebook)
(I don’t care what you do for a living)
- farmers
- engineers
- teachers
- doctors
- nurses
- accountants
- journalists
- chefs
- janitors
- moms / dads / parents
- everybody, fucker
- you are not guaranteed electricity
Sheep dipping …
- What is it?
- What is it today?
- Does it require consent or knowing participation?
“The Vatican is the ‘Alan Greenspan’ of Christian principles.” – Dr. Freckles
(you don’t go to Hell for smoking cigarettes – doesn’t mean it will end well)
(and hamburger IS NOT steak)
- cursing
- sins
- forgiveness
- ministry
The laundromat …
“The laundromat is like a casino that is more peaceful and less disappointing.” – Dr. Freckles
(bonus: you get to hear the cling-cling-cling of the change machine, and it’s like a slot machine paying out)
Fermented semen …
“Vagina beer, fermented semen, you see where this is headed?” – Dr. Freckles