“Great con-artists just don’t lie, they obscure the reason for the lying as well.” – Dr. Freckles
Do not lose your head!
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20250116_Do_not_lose_your_head.mp3
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Your fortune: from cookie style loving …
Project Beta-Realm-Possum: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17030
Forgive one person: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17028
A pond: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17026
TRUMP MIRACLES:
PROJECT BETA-REALM-POSSUM
This is huge …
Based on some INTEL I expect to have between 10-15 NEW WWW TROLL FRIENDS … different source, not the “guy”, IYKYK.
So the project rolls on, and I have NEW HOOKS and CRANNIES to shove the troll-drites (dendritic connections between TROLLS and their environments) into the chipper.
It’s just good clean American fun.
Do you think THEY KNOW that I LOVE THEM … ???
Cuz I do …
And we’re winning boyo …
We’ve got the GUNSMITH MAGIC and an INCREDIBLE SEO TEAM of BRIGHT STAR TRAVELERS and hooker maidens. We dress in rubies and silk and pastry sand, our RUBBER BAND style magic makes the women go WOOO until TWO and then we’re through and I gotta poo … and then I want a pizza and it’s midnight, and I’m leaving her quivering on the bed with that red-faced magic GLOW.
THE BRAIN DEADS at CORPORATE are proposing a REVOLUTION in SEO: THINK, THOUGHT, THROUGH …
- THINK: what are you thinking about SCRUMBO … you thinking about me? You thinking about some dirty liaison in the dingy parts of the desecrated city … are you … YOU FUCK!
- THOUGHT: I thought you were gone … you left me, burning with desire. Now I have the “Danish Problem”, aka: incurable BALTIC GENITAL CRABS …
- THROUGH: I’m through with you … fuck …
LOVE STYLES VARY from coast-to-coast, and your elephant heart’d spirit isn’t going anywhere …
We WILL reinvent SEO such that MIRACLE SPICE becomes like SEA-FLOW for the GRUMBUM folk and the wary souls that consume old hoary chestnuts of busted out cognition.
G.M.F.Y.I.L.Y