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SOVIETOLOGY: if this is true, do you know what it means?

Going into an EASING CYCLE, this represents the CRUX of Powell’s dilemma:

  1. RAISE RATES TOO MUCH: the BEAR eats him and the US economy crashes.
  2. LOWER RATES TOO MUCH: the TIGER eats him and the US economy crashes.
  3. BEGIN QUANTITATIVE EASING AGAIN: the tiger eats him and the US economy crashes.
  4. CONTINUED US GOVERNMENT KEYNESIAN BINGE: the tiger eats him and the US economy crashes.
  5. HUGE TRUMP TARIFFS: TIGER gets HOT for TEACHER, eats Powell, then Trump.

This is the HOTEL CALIFORNIA for that FED-BUCK FUCK.

(sorry Powell)

And perhaps that’s the crucial issue: what moves are left for Powell or the US treasury or US government, other than hoping the US GDP triples in the next few years … how will that happen?

  • AI
  • Crypto
  • Quantum Computers
  • Fusion Energy
  • Fission Energy Renaissance
  • Space Travel
  • Biotech
  • Cheap temperature tolerant synthetic super-conduction
  • Massive discovery of OIL off the coast of Uranus …
  • Radically lowering trade barriers and internal regulations on trade
  • Allowing the free market of money, all things people want to consider money: and this gives the FED time to EASE out of that business
  • Get rid of the IRS
  • END all the wars, bring the troops home
  • Other stuff?

You really need to believe in pixie dust bullshit at this point if you think EASING ends any other way but RAPID hyper-inflation … or nova-flation … blast out … explosion.

As I’ve said: your 401K might keep growing longer than there’s food at the grocery store.

Or maybe it will be WW3: but brother, we’re not there yet … it will take a BIG EVENT to galvanize the poors and get them riled up to kill some folks (poors) in another country.

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SQUIRREL ATE MY BABY!

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Zero Hedge Headline Information as of 4:06 AM 12/30/24 PST:

The bond markets are revolting CUZ 179 are dead from living in optimistic countries. Trump’s inauguration rejects calls to end chronic inflammation. Crypto losers spark anger as new African pendulum swings towards reality and CHINESE MAN doubles down on expanding counter-measures against stiff spirits and MEXICAN housing problems. Minorities and elderly remain fragile, Jolani says it will take 4-year-old’s blood to say that Yellen is forcing the Treasury to shove dildos up her butt.

When Animals Attack:

SQUIRRELS (file under ‘Nature is Metal’): https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/squirrels-are-displaying-widespread-carnivorous-behavior-for-the-first-time-in-a-california-park-new-study-finds-180985707/

From 2021: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/jan/08/squirrel-attacks-nyc-neighborhood-fear

Link: https://boingboing.net/2024/03/26/why-do-kangaroos-sometimes-attempt-to-harm-or-drown-dogs.html

Link: https://www.vice.com/en/article/kangaroos-eating-one-another-to-survive-australian-drought/

Link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Azaria_Chamberlain

Worst ever: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=16552

GREAT NEWS:

MOAR BLUMP MIRACLES:

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IT’S A WONDERFUL LIE …

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It’s a wonderful lie: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=16510

It’s that EZ: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=16503

AL CIADA: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=16498

NYC Subway Horror: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=16491

Huge Life Hack: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=16485

From November/December 2019: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=16482

THOSE GUYS WERE BAD: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=16479

TIK TOK DANCING NURSES: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=16475

Imagine we memory holed combined arms warfare: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=16472

Right: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=16464