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The “news” …

“The ‘news’, alt or otherwise, is the penultimate tabloid at this point.” – Dr. Freckles

Babylon Bee?

The Onion?

That crazy French paper? Charlie Butt Fuck?

(nothing compares to the “news” at this point)

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PAPERCLIP

“Paperclip: what if it were more about getting them smart Germans who could CONVINCE YOU that we ‘went to the Moon’, rather than the guys who might get us there?” – Dr. Freckles

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GROLAR BEARS

Updates:

  1. Selling t-shirts now. LINK: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?page_id=18049
  2. It could be more like one podcast per week for a while, for lots of reasons, or a bunch of smaller ones each day, or we’ll see.
  3. It’s getting fucking crazy, and we haven’t seen nothing yet.
  4. I don’t really have a job or plan lined up after the school year, not sure what I’m going to do. Sort of optimistic that I give a shit.
  5. FORTUNE COOKIES … so much luck in store …

OR PIZZLIES: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=18643

Elephants, paratroopers and Bioweapons: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=18641

AWESOME TRACK 9000: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=18624

Keep the freaks happy: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=18620

Spreading smoke: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=18617

Spot the dude: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=18602

MICROPLASTICS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=18581

FOOD SQUEEZE UK (what’s the truth?): https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=18566

Blood Thirsty Rage Summer: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=18504

CLOUDFLARE: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=18519

SyFy Movie Garbage People: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=18445

Freedom and consequences: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=18442

CRASH?: https://www.nj.com/politics/2025/03/fox-news-guest-predicts-even-greater-crash-as-trump-tariffs-incinerate-stock-market.html