“Collapse is what fixes everything at this point.” – Dr. Freckles
I can’t help but believe …
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20250212_Cannot_Help_But_Believe.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles
FORTUNE: look at it, smell it
Mr. BEAST (he’s got a “VERN BURTON” feel to him):
Can you imagine being so obtuse that you would choose the pseudonym “Mr. Beast” …
At any point in the last 20 years at least …
(or, you DGAF)
(maybe you know WHO the BEAST is)
He might be real, but reading his bio I thought “fuck, everyone’s bio looks like MKULTRA-KID now” … or something …
Also: I’m permanently banned from YOUTUBE … so it’s hard for me to fathom having faith in any channel in that digital ghetto.
Is he Christian?: https://www.premierchristianity.com/culture/the-mark-of-mr-beast/17648.article
Is he sheep dipped?: https://www.biography.com/celebrities/a63150212/mrbeast
More like Scientology: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17755
Can’t help but believe: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17751
Dear Friend: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17746
Your guy: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17744
How fast: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17740
Powerline shoes: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17736
EGG THIEVES: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17728
Resources: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17771
THE END of the WHOLE MESS: (a science fiction teleplay from 2006)
Link: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1251208/
Yer gonna run out … (oil, steel, lithium, people … etc)
“You run out of resources long before you run out of stupid.” – Dr. Freckles
More like Scientology …
“Bitcoin looks more like Scientology than technology.” – Dr. Freckles
I can’t help but believe … (really, you can’t help it)
“… I can’t help but believe that El Salvador is still Bitcoin country.” – Frank Corva, Bitcoin Magazine
What?
Does this seem like technology or religion?
Your GUY …
“You ‘vote’ for your GUY, love your GUY? – I always hated your GUY.” – Dr. Freckles
HOW FAST WILL THAT DAMN THING GO?
2-3 MPH …
CRAZY SPEEDS …
Excitement.
POWERLINE SHOES
COMEDIANS …
“Comedians help people learn how to LIVE without dying.” – Dr. Freckles
People love to live without learning, sometimes the BURNING is all they can see.
Comedians love to DIE for the yearning of turning their pain into something to be.
YORG-LORDS have care for the churning, cuz monkey-style lovers linger near the sea.
Comedians help us by talking about DEATH, and making you LAUGH, so the consequence can be observed, safely, from a distance.
Comedians assist us in KNOWING how to live, a freedom they give, so the dying is for lying.
Greet death, say goodbye to Saturday Night Memphis Style Sex Machines …
(snare drum)
You need to pick the right topic for the right audience …
It’s okay to mock the outsiders and KNOW WHO they are, and who the insiders are …
If your audience is mainly the ELITE, mocking INSIDERS could get you killed or worse …
Currently in America it’s okay to make fun of the following groups:
- government workers (tbh: based)
- lawyers (based)
- journalists (based, without sympathy)
- homeless people
- public school teachers (kinda based)
- the poors
- foreigners (sometimes based)
- palestinians
Currently, it’s not okay to make fun of:
- Papa Blump-TRUMP
- Israel
- Climate Change OR the Climate Change Deniers (you don’t get to pick a third option)
- Space
- Elon Musk
- Bitcoin
- Zionists
- BMW-Christians (Maserati-jesus)
- People that believe the “covid” was real
- People not willing to ask about WTC-7
- Mentally disabled (based, and mainly because of Trump’s base)
See: Richard Pryor, Bill Murray … those alive, those dead
Florida Alligators: https://www.floridasportsman.com/editorial/no-problems-with-big-gators-until-i-retired/514549
DEAD DANISH PEOPLE ARE MURDERING NORWEGIANS …
They say there is ONE PLASTIC SPOON’S WORTH of microplastics in all our brains, driving us insane, doing cocaine …
STOP to SMELL the CORPSES …
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20250209_SMELL_THE_CORPSES.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles
Fortune Cookie: let’s see
Where’s the snow: https://www.fox9.com/news/mn-winter-events-canceled-postponed-lack-snow-list
UPDATE: there might be UP TO 3 inches of snow, somewhere in Minnesota, as of the last RAYTHEON-LOCKHEED spraying campaign … 3 inches of fucking snow … in Minnesota … in February … what a fucking joke. (keep FREEDOM’ING MAGA-MAN, ignore the pillars of smoke in the distance)
FWEEDUMB: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17664
Nobody: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17662
LUCY-FOOTBALL: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17660
Paula White-Cain: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17656
Stop to Smell: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17652
“POPPING SMOKE” theory from January 2020 (revisited again):
Options:
a) Q-ANON is REAL, TRUMP loves us, and the good guys and deep-state WHITE HATS are winning.
b) They are dumping truth on you as SMOKE to cover/conceal THEIR escape, implied in this option is that it no longer matters, anyone actually responsible is BEYOND THE REACH of any “justice.
c) you can believe there is a civil war among the ELITE, and they are data dumping each other, and that our government is in a state of pure chaos.
“… and while people are busy doing THIS, the ELITE are preparing for the DARK WINTER to come.”
I coined the term “DARK WINTER” in January 2020.