We’ve all seen this pattern before …
Dear JEDI or Space Smuggler,
I came across your mail contact prior to a private search while in need of your assistance. I am Princess Leia, the only biological Daughter of Former President of Alderan. I am single and WILL fuck YOU and your HAIRY FRIENDS. I have apple sized titties and a nice snatch. MOAR PICS HERE, CLICK ON THIS!
I have investment funds worth Twenty Seven Million Five Hundred Thousand IMPERIAL CREDITS (27.500.000.00 IC) and I need a trusted JEDI or mercenary because of my current refugee status, however, I am interested in you for your honor and JEDI CODE bullshit. I'll give you blow-jobs.
Best Regards
Princess Leia