"GRAVY FOR YOUR BRAIN!" – Conspiracy Theory (1997)
”It’s so obvious for me,” Sand told the journal. “Some people, historians and even scientists, turn a blind eye to the truth. Once, to say Jews were a race was anti-Semitic, now to say they’re not a race is anti-Semitic. It’s crazy how history plays with us.”
Link: https://forward.com/israel/175912/jews-a-race-genetic-theory-comes-under-fierce-atta/
HEURISTIC: BTFD till DD
No matter what happens today …
Are the lights still on?
You still getting your WWW porn?
As long as there is food at the grocery store, it’s healthy enough to eat, and you can afford it? – buy the dip.
Buy the dip until the grocery no longer sells meat.
(which could be coming soon)
(but for now)
They will pump the markets well passed doomsday …
I should probably stop saying, sarcastically, “good luck” … in my podcasts.
“If anyone loudly blesses their neighbor early in the morning, it will be taken as a curse.”
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20250406_APRIL_THE_SITH.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles
Fortune Cookie: “Go on a trip and investigate bullshit with strangers …” (sorry Jarrod, no)
I gave the Queen Aids: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19768
Straw-Men: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19765
“I fucked the QUEEN, I gave her aids.” – Dr. Freckles
“Remember the Alamo” sounds a lot like “Never Forget”
Link: https://www.britannica.com/biography/Antonio-Lopez-de-Santa-Anna
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20250406_NEVER_FORGET.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles
Illusion of Truth: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19754
Pushing the Holocaust: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19729
Kevin Bacon: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19751
Worst HOA Ever: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19748
Garbage People: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19744
Holocaust/Petro-Dollar: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19733
Tariff, nah: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19731
Ugliest rose: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19727
You became retards: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19724
Recycled trauma monkey: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19718