PLANETARY STATUS REPORT!

There’s news out of Gumpton that the White Texas Movement Armies are on the outskirts of Dallas and suffering heavy losses against the latina-lesbian-bowerie babes with wrestling juices and tusk spirit in their hole quarries … it’s a mess … a hot mess.

WHITE TEXAS MOVEMENT ARMIES are encircling El Paso, and then moving on to Prince Machiavelli’s for a lap dance

THE WHITE TEXAS MOVEMENT is not racist, it’s motivated by PAWG MAGIC and wants to create various strip clubs up and down the panhandle to deliver power-love WHITE TEXAS cherry pie juice to the loosest deuces that like shaky cabooses …

Scourge hammer warriors, parading about HOUSTON, working their way to the BANKER’S BUILDING to make a red ceiling of brain-wax and tire sorrow. Your fist is bloody with old bitter scorn, and you were WARNED that when the clock turned the WHITE TEXAS PROUDLY PAWG CHERRY PIE RIDERS would be storming up your butt crack with the ancient Chinese tabasco sauce cure. It burns? Like an Indian fire enema? – sure. And your butt rocket will burn as the toilet is covered in predisposed oppositional thinkery.

The San Antonio hoors are rubbing dead fish paster on their alabaster boovula skids, and the kids play with hand grenades down the way and no one is concerned, because this is like El Salvador, and the ukulele rules all.

You can BET that those wenches from near Corpus Christi are named Misty and Chastity and they carry knives and take lives in the swamp.

5 KINDS of NEW STYLE KINGS will arise like sand-crabs from the dabbing dens in Lubbock. Forge-masters, carrying tools and trannies, merging with angel dust nuns to make street babies and puddle flower children. The city burns as the rats are devoured and by the HOUR you hear of more victories, more achievements unlocked, by the WHITE TEXAS MOVEMENT.

Many of the rappers and Hip Hop KINGS from Abilene joined the WHITE TEXAS MOVEMENT, and some became LORDS of BOBLIMPTOCK and ruled with glowing fists.

If your eyes could see this madness unfolding, would you whisper to the cat: “fuck off”?

WHITE TEXAS PRIDE MACHINES are churning out luggage oil 24/7 now, and the sheets at the MOTEL 6 don’t get cleaned often enough. That’s a crusty? – then add water and hope for the best luggage queen.