Category: Planetary Status Reports

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I can’t help but believe …

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20250212_Cannot_Help_But_Believe.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

FORTUNE: look at it, smell it

Mr. BEAST (he’s got a “VERN BURTON” feel to him):

Can you imagine being so obtuse that you would choose the pseudonym “Mr. Beast” …

At any point in the last 20 years at least …

(or, you DGAF)

(maybe you know WHO the BEAST is)

He might be real, but reading his bio I thought “fuck, everyone’s bio looks like MKULTRA-KID now” … or something …

Also: I’m permanently banned from YOUTUBE … so it’s hard for me to fathom having faith in any channel in that digital ghetto.

Is he Christian?: https://www.premierchristianity.com/culture/the-mark-of-mr-beast/17648.article

Is he sheep dipped?: https://www.biography.com/celebrities/a63150212/mrbeast

More like Scientology: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17755

Can’t help but believe: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17751

Dear Friend: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17746

Your guy: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17744

How fast: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17740

Powerline shoes: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17736

EGG THIEVES: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17728

Resources: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17771

THE END of the WHOLE MESS: (a science fiction teleplay from 2006)

Link: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1251208/

“DEEP SHIELD”

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DEAR FRIEND … (G.M.F.Y.I.L.Y)

We’ve all seen this pattern before …

Dear JEDI or Space Smuggler,

I came across your mail contact prior to a private search while in need of your assistance. I am Princess Leia, the only biological Daughter of Former President of Alderan. I am single and WILL fuck YOU and your HAIRY FRIENDS. I have apple sized titties and a nice snatch. MOAR PICS HERE, CLICK ON THIS!

I have investment funds worth Twenty Seven Million Five Hundred Thousand IMPERIAL CREDITS (27.500.000.00 IC) and I need a trusted JEDI or mercenary because of my current refugee status, however, I am interested in you for your honor and JEDI CODE bullshit. I'll give you blow-jobs.


Best Regards

Princess Leia