Silent Part Out Loud:
Imagine believing THIS …
By the time you realize how bad a take this is it won’t fucking matter.
Nothing stops the party except COLLAPSE:
I sleep with numerous women: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17942
600 men: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17939
OURO-BORE-HOES: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17937
What did I say: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17934
Avoid cooties: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17922
That weird fog: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17966
I had ELON MUSK’S BABY:
I had Elon’s baby …
It was greasy and red and almost dead. It slid on the floor from my butt-gape, a little slimy ape with eyes of pure DREAD and fangs and horns. It screamed out its father’s name, and then as swiftly as it had arrived it hopped in the car to drive back again, to Kansas City, where the spawning harp fish live on …
Elon’s baby is a special kind of poop baby.
I was in LABOR for 8 hours, using a tablespoon (as forceps) to pry out the child and let it slip away into the septic tank, in Utah, awaiting final judgment.
ELON SHOUT HIS WAD into my BOD, leaving that smear of WIZARD ALE in my pale. It does not grow stale but GROWS inside my bunctous-zone, a bone child born in the forges of creation, so that a nation of bleakness will defeat weakness in the forest home.
Want to buy a TEE from Me?: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17975
MOAR POPPING SMOKE:
File Under, “Fantastic and Baffling SHIT that Happens NEXT YEAR”:
