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FOOD, CAT, DOG: the MILDEST formula (add some bitcoin)

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20250129_FOOD_CAT_DOG.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

The MILD FORMULA: dogs, cats, food, babies saved by dogs or cats while eating cake … stories about cooking stew in the woods and sailing to Patagonia. Stories about how CHEVY CHASE won WW2 and other READER’S DIGEST SKY MALL bullshit … mild, inoffensive, banal, trivial ephemera … dust bunnies of the mind. And CRYPTO … don’t forget to pump that shit.

Some other mild and relatively inoffensive topics:

  1. Flower Shows
  2. Old Artist Comebacks
  3. Porn Stars turned Straight
  4. New movies
  5. New TV shows
  6. Sports Ball Teams
  7. French Bulldogs
  8. Avocado Toast
  9. Egg Salad Recipes
  10. Antique Sofas
  11. Classic Cars
  12. Fly Fishing
  13. Dolphins
  14. Bird Watching
  15. Golf
  16. Bob Ross
  17. The New Yankee Carpenter
  18. Fixing Carburetors
  19. Composting
  20. Organic Farming
  21. PIZZA CONTESTS
  22. Easter Eggs
  23. Pumpkin Spice Coffee
  24. BBQ CONTESTS
  25. Golden Retrievers
  26. Cross Country Skiing
  27. Swamp Buggies
  28. Beach Volleyball
  29. Old People talking about their experiences
  30. Aliens
  31. Finding Jesus in food
  32. Vanilla Pudding or Rice Pudding competitions

KING CAKE CONTEST: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17457

Pet your cat: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17460

Dog saves baby: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17463

Something Nice about BTC: https://bitcoinmagazine.com/politics/donald-trump-vows-to-propel-bitcoin-to-new-heights

CORRUPTION? – no way: https://www.reuters.com/technology/french-investigators-open-money-laundering-probe-against-crypto-platform-binance-2025-01-28/

OBAMA COIN: https://www.newsweek.com/obama-brother-apologizes-crypto-coin-scam-2021988

A helpline for lonely women on their way home: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17477

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MASTERS of INFINITY

“From space, the masters of infinity would have the power to control the earth’s weather, to cause drought and flood, to change the tides and raise the levels of the sea, to divert the gulf stream and change temperate climates to frigid.” – LBJ, 1958

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BFW1

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20250125_BFW1.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

SERIOUS UPDATE:

I’ve said enough, perhaps too much. If you believe TRUMP is going to make America great again? – that’s fine, that’s YOUR PROBLEM now. If you think TRUMP is literally HITLER, and is going to put you in a CAMP? – whatever, that’s your trauma monkey, not mine.

I’ve said this off and on since 2021, that I should just do 100% fiction. What’s the point in reflecting on what I believe is TRUE?.

  1. Best case we are on the verge of a 100 year breakdown in just about everything. SEE: A DISTANT MIRROR by BARBARA TUCHMAN. And this was my baseline assessment ten years ago: https://planetarystatusreport.com/pdf/20160729_Odds_Of_Survival.pdf
  2. Worst case we are on the verge of something so fucking terrible that TPTB would use strategic military psychological warfare to conceal; they “carpet bombed” the THIRD EYE, and gave the hoi polloi lesser catastrophes for their intuition to grab on to (Covid, BLM/ANTIFA, Biden Trauma Drama, Putin, Trump:hero or villain, etc). Imagine something that would be concealed by this much fucking smoke, and TRUMP is the penultimate smoke grenade: WTAF do you think that hides?

Beyond this there is no point.

If I’m wrong, switching to 100% fiction for my podcast is simply hedging against a prediction that I hope, sincerely, is wrong. I’m not a monster and I do not revel in the coming of chaos that will destroy communities, ruin lives, grinding up life and livelihood, creating orphans, widows, widowers, mourners, everywhere. A scenario so bad that IF we make it, as a species? – a whole bunch of new nursery songs about death will be retold, and one day written and written about.

So there it is … I’m going to try to finish the draft of BIGFOOT WAR 1 by the middle of February.

Have I sworn off rant-pods and other commentaries? – no, but I think I’ll make it more specific and focused and shorter … 20 minutes max.

A.I. BIMBO ERUPTION (CONTINUES): https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17406

POSITIVE CHANGE: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17403

LANCE: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17400

A little truth: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17394

SO CLOSE: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17391

ARCTIC TEMPERATURES: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17388