TRUMP: “ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!”
- Greenland
- Panama canal
- Gulf of Mexico
- National Parks/forests / Bureau of land management properties
- CANADA
- GAZA – TRUMP PLAZA
- judges
- other stuff, depending upon the day of week
Fortunate son: TENDY’S DELIVERS TWO ANCIENT CHINESE CURSES
BIRD POPULATION: https://news.cornell.edu/stories/2025/05/north-american-bird-populations-suffering-severe-decline
Spain: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-04-29/spain-portugal-power-outage-how-it-happened/105227080
If you want to win: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=20612
ROBOT APOCALYPSE: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=20609
Torture-to-Surgery: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=20607
If it never happened: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=20605
Fight Back: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=20600
MOAR DANE (limited hangouts):
I’ve discussed this before: https://nypost.com/2025/05/01/health/texas-county-has-more-than-twice-as-much-dementia-as-the-rest-of-the-us/