FUCKING PINEAPPLE!?!?
How can we?
“How can we collect taxes if we don’t raise money from taxes?” – Dr. Freckles
Red Queen Hypothesis: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Queen_hypothesis
ALEX JONES …
The Antichrist
The Antichrist will be an evil reflection of Christ.
In a sense: like Olestra … not fat, not a thing anyone should consume … and it will give you the shits.
And if you think you know who it is and you’re right, before the Revelation? – you should write the name on a rock, and toss it into the sea … as I’ve said so many times before.
Davy Jones’ Locker
“Let’s be honest: Davy Jones’ Locker is not the bottom of the ocean, it’s a woman’s cooch.” – Dr. Freckles
If Democracy worked …
“If democracy actually worked? – it would be like the Krell from ‘Forbidden Planet’, except it would take more than one night because government ain’t that fucking efficient.” – Dr. Freckles
The real pandemic …
“The real pandemic: ‘smart’ devices.” – Dr. Freckles
Ironically named things are destroying us.
Plan 10 from Outer Space
“Plan 9 from outer space might have been the ‘reanimation of the dead’, but Plan 10 was definitely ‘fake a pandemic’.” – Dr. Freckles
It’s a trap …
“Beware the limited-hangout sheepdog humans that say something right every once in a while: it’s a trap.” – Dr. Freckles
Simpler:
“People being ‘right’ once in a blue moon does NOT make them trustworthy, no more than a broken clock.” – Dr. Freckles
War and Armies
“War and Armies: providing the world with dead, tortured, broken spirits, homeless people and refugees since 4,000 BC.” – Dr. Freckles
Drinks with a Dane …
“They say, don’t drink with a ghost. I say, don’t drink with a Danish person – not unless you want to stare into the face of gormlessly fatalistic schadenfreude darkness.” – Dr. Freckles
Ultimate mind fuck …
“Cities are the ultimate mind fuck.” – Dr. Freckles
A Free Republic
“A truly free republic can suffer an anarchist that lives in the woods and wants to be left alone.” – Dr. Freckles
I’ll say this again and it does bear repeating:
A free republic can suffer a few anarchists that live in the woods and want to be left alone.
A tyranny can’t suffer ONE.
A piece of land …
“A ‘piece of land’ is WHAT Jesus rejected, in the wilderness, when Satan offered it – remember this when you think of the Middle East.” – Dr. Freckles
“Ask a Zionist: how many times has Israel, the nation, the STATE, been destroyed?” – Dr. Freckles
You can say: “Dan, Israel has been around thousands of years …”
But don’t cherry pick the EPOCHS of this history … much of if was about 1 SAM 8, and the curse.
“Israel” as a place has been burnt, destroyed, invaded, countless times …
Israel as the Children of Jacob – they ENDURE.
(if you’re a Christian and you don’t know the difference? – LEARN)
MOAR PERMAFROST
CLINICAL TRIALS
Said before, but differently …
“Useful things sell themselves.” – Dr. Freckles
FOR NIKKI!
STRAG ZONE RAMPAGE!
In the strag zone …
- Noob and szlib TUG ger soldiers, making their way to Nelly’s Bar for some gromulack tea.
- 98 separate incidents of outrage are recorded, every day, in the STRAG ZONE. Every act of outrage must be marked and recorded so that REVENGE IS TAKEN, and more acts of outrage and atrocities are committed, so that the great chain is not broken and all are made humble before outrages, and atrocities.
- STRAG ZONE merchants carry wallets on chains. Sideways drifters will reach into your pockets of pain and pull out worms and dried out used stamps covered in pubic hair … old wrappers from bazooka gum … residue of bbq sauce and crusted semen. They worry about their precious protein and the STREET HUSTLERS don’t care, they just drift onward toward the final victory.
Hovercraft Rosebud
“How is NOT the Boy’s Life hovercraft every GEN-X boy’s ‘Rosebud’?” – Dr. Freckles