BTANL: Chapter 6 – SEXUAL STYLE LOVE SCIENCE and managing lust dragons, ungunjoolating YOUR WOAH-MAN so SHE can reach PEAK SEXUAL MOVIE BUTTER PRODUCTION LEVELS

The LUST DRAGON tricks you into “parking lot hookups” and dried French fry yeast infections. It suckers you with “why haven’t you called me” or “is this a game to you?” – but that beast is not to be messed. She’s scrumbo, abandon her to the coyotes.