“If you hate the Jedi? – WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM!” – Dr. Freckles
One of the big revelations of the STAR WARS mythos post the original films:
That being a Jedi is basically contracting an STD, like herpes.
The strangeness …
“I love the strangeness, even when it cuts deep.” – Dr. Freckles
CREED
I have many neuro-linguistic, lesser magic tools … one is “CREED” …
I’ll go to a bar, and if the waitress asks if I like the music? – I ask for CREED.
(my generation’s “Catcher in the Rye” crazy signal)
- party staring trick
- making up words
- penis surgery pics
and so many more
George Floyd …
limited hangout: Tucker Carlson announcing that George Floyd was not killed.
Tucker, I got you beat: George Floyd was NOT a real person at all.
Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/political/whole-george-floyd-story-was-lie-tucker-carlson
The mortgage … (dead pledge)
“The mortgage has turned almost every home owner into a tiny Hitler.” – Dr. Freckles
Pay if off, or die.
LAST LORD of BOBLIMPTOCK
I was elected the LAST LORD of BOBLIMPTOCK.
My kestrel women are covered in oils and greases, and they suckle upon the fruit of Tybos – while undulating and writhing and producing their own doobie jelly.
Pyramids and empires and “gods” …
“Show me an empire or a pyramid or a random Greek or Roman ‘god’: I’ll show you the residue of some fallen angel.” – Dr. Freckles
The history of civilization …
“A person once said the history of civilization is the history of locking up food, and this is kind of true. The real history of civilization is the history of locking up the human mind.” – Dr. Freckles
I’ve talked about this before on my podcast …
What I did at Boy’s State in 1988, as an 18 year old “counselor”, was my OWN PRIVATE “COVID” …
I simply said: “See if all you guys can load up that elevator, and try to go up a floor.”
Who the fuck follows that advice?
(people that have an irrational respect for authority)
Finding time travelers …
“If you find a time traveler, kill them.” – Dr. Freckles
Heading towards the “light” …
“If I’m ever heading towards the ‘light’, I wanna keep going.” – Dr. Freckles