Posted on by Daniel Sullivan

OYSTERS

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20250130_OYSTERS.mp3

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Personal Updates:

  1. still at loggerheads over my current projects, obsessions – deadlock
  2. took a personal day yesterday, beginning of semester, traffic level low
  3. I have this ominous feeling that “these Los Angeles sites will be cleaned up in 18 months” can be filed under “never happens” and “that means the BIG WHATEVER arrives soon” … that’s about as concrete as I want to be in a milquetoast podcast … fuck it.

Oysters:

  1. greasy
  2. oily, moist
  3. wet, smelly, foul
  4. fetid
  5. musty
  6. moldy, jaundiced
  7. messy
  8. blanched and rugged DOG shit
  9. classy
  10. New Jersey STYLE HOOKER LOOKER
  11. space alien baby
  12. gag reflex

Oyster cook-off: https://franklincounty.news/2025/01/20/batty-sisters-win-rainy-cookoff/

Pugs: https://www.newsweek.com/hysterics-pug-does-every-single-time-owner-leaves-house-2018814

This is SO CATHETIC: https://www.newsweek.com/stray-cat-was-waiting-curb-couldnt-leave-behind-i-2010986

COON-TANG: https://www.thedodo.com/daily-dodo/camera-catches-cat-hanging-out-with-a-wild-visitor-while-family-is-away

DEATH CHIPS: BLACK HAWK collides with commercial jet … IYKYK … fly by wire …

STORY IDEA: “DEATH CHIP”, do a movie script, write it in a weekend while drunk

But this movie was done … RUNAWAY … with TOM SELLECK

  1. https://www.reuters.com/world/us/three-soldiers-were-board-us-army-blackhawk-helicopter-involved-collision-2025-01-30/
  2. https://thedefensepost.com/2024/10/17/autonomous-flight-black-hawk/