FOOD, CAT, DOG: the MILDEST formula (add some bitcoin)

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20250129_FOOD_CAT_DOG.mp3

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The MILD FORMULA: dogs, cats, food, babies saved by dogs or cats while eating cake … stories about cooking stew in the woods and sailing to Patagonia. Stories about how CHEVY CHASE won WW2 and other READER’S DIGEST SKY MALL bullshit … mild, inoffensive, banal, trivial ephemera … dust bunnies of the mind. And CRYPTO … don’t forget to pump that shit.

Some other mild and relatively inoffensive topics:

  1. Flower Shows
  2. Old Artist Comebacks
  3. Porn Stars turned Straight
  4. New movies
  5. New TV shows
  6. Sports Ball Teams
  7. French Bulldogs
  8. Avocado Toast
  9. Egg Salad Recipes
  10. Antique Sofas
  11. Classic Cars
  12. Fly Fishing
  13. Dolphins
  14. Bird Watching
  15. Golf
  16. Bob Ross
  17. The New Yankee Carpenter
  18. Fixing Carburetors
  19. Composting
  20. Organic Farming
  21. PIZZA CONTESTS
  22. Easter Eggs
  23. Pumpkin Spice Coffee
  24. BBQ CONTESTS
  25. Golden Retrievers
  26. Cross Country Skiing
  27. Swamp Buggies
  28. Beach Volleyball
  29. Old People talking about their experiences
  30. Aliens
  31. Finding Jesus in food
  32. Vanilla Pudding or Rice Pudding competitions

KING CAKE CONTEST: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17457

Pet your cat: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17460

Dog saves baby: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17463

Something Nice about BTC: https://bitcoinmagazine.com/politics/donald-trump-vows-to-propel-bitcoin-to-new-heights

CORRUPTION? – no way: https://www.reuters.com/technology/french-investigators-open-money-laundering-probe-against-crypto-platform-binance-2025-01-28/

OBAMA COIN: https://www.newsweek.com/obama-brother-apologizes-crypto-coin-scam-2021988

A helpline for lonely women on their way home: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17477