“Find your passion, then you might be surprised by how brilliant you are.” – Dr. Freckles
NUTTY BUDDY
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20230522_NUTTY_BUDDY.mp3
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Nutty Buddy: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=6537
Privacy: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=6549
Growing Old: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=6547
Consistent: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=6545
Time Travel: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=6543
Until it is: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=6541
A SKUDZO KRISTMAAS!
SANTA UNCHAINED! (from Dec 25th, 2016)
A SKUDZO KRISTMAAS!
Once upon a time, in Grinken Town …
There were two travelers, making their way in the world …
“Chembliss is falling this time of year”, Old Trolli said to his friend Blymph.
“Yeah, it’s trieggen-dust, to give us the blue snow this year …”
Old Trolli and Blymph lived in a shack not far from 3rd AVE. It’s near that place where those nuns were murdered last year, and their bodies were dumped. They had shared a small room, near Vleed’s TAVERN, and it had a microwave and a sink to clean yourself and water 3 hours a day. “It was good living” Blymph said, he made enough money to share the rent – he had a great job: he chucked bodies at the TACO TIME dump in Maple Leaf.
“… you still got the SKOGH-worms?”, Trolli asked Blymph.
“Doc Grunkis gave me the the wood pulp and the diesel fuel, so it seems to be improving …”
A lot of folks had SKOGH-worms, at least the folks that live on the streets. You’d fall asleep, too close to one of the sewer manholes or gutters, and them things would just crawl up and lay eggs in a person’s ear … You’d wake up with a headache and if not treated you would hemorrhage into the brain cavity, dripping white pus and a pinkish yellow substance …
“That’s good man … them things are bad news.”
It was December the 24th 2028, and Blymph had heard that everyone gets a protein treat this year! Mostly it’s been cricket-flour and bacterial paste. You’d get some can of “purple” and it would have vitamins, but no one could tell you what was in the “purple” … but this year?
THIS YEAR ALL THE SKREEGLON-ZONE would EAT LIKE KINGS!
A protein TREAT!
A chunk of lab groan goat meat!
(at least that’s what they said)
So it was a Christmas, something warm for the pot.
Privacy …
“Isn’t it important that we have private moments, even with others, where nothing is recorded and all can fade with time?” – Dr. Freckles
Growing old …
“I never really thought about this, but people do grow old and die.” – Dr. Freckles
Consistent …
“Really dumb, stupid, dangerous things can be consistent.” – Dr. Freckles
Time Travel
“Time travel and fracking have a LOT in common.” – Dr. Freckles
Nothing is …
“Nothing is … UNTIL it is.” – Dr. Freckles
- alt: Schrodinger’s Cat interpretation
- time travel
- total oblivion
- survival of the fractor
Dogs barking, teenagers chatting …
“When you’re over 50 years old, dogs barking and teenagers talking is pretty much the same shit.” – Dr. Freckles
Nutty Buddy …
“You should never eat a Little Debbie’s Nutty Buddy bar … you shouldn’t buy the box of them … don’t look at the ingredients.” – Dr. Freckles
- plutonium
- aerosolized death bomb
- why not dip them in Nalley’s Tamale paste?
- why do you want to die?
Egyptian Slave Beer
“I bet the beer the Egyptians bought the slaves was about as good, maybe better than, Natural Light … without the luxuries of carbonation, refrigeration.” – Dr. Freckles
Christ and power …
“If your church preaches POWER, MONEY, and hoarding those things? – it preaches the gospel of the desert Devil.” – Dr. Freckles
- The greatest power is the WORD.
- The greatest WORD is LOVE.
(Jesus knows these things)
YouTube’s dirty trick …
Here’s the deal … if you just pick the radio button for “no, it’s not made for kids” – this does nothing … this is a trick and YouTube uses it to create account flags.
Make sure you open up the DIV and pick “yes, restrict my video to viewers over 18” – shouldn’t be necessary, but it is, or you run the risk of YouTube cancelling you.
