PLANETARY STATUS REPORT!

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20250131_BREAD_BOWLS.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

PERSONAL UPDATE: GLAD it is FRIDAY, glad I get paid today, still circling the drain on project focus. I hope to have a breakthrough this weekend on something creative and healthy and some exercise … but likely I will spend both days listening to music, drinking, vaping weed, and staring bleakly OUTWARD into the expanding filthy emptiness as I escape further inward. We’ll see, no need to get dramatic. Happy I got paid. I feel if I can finish CHAPTER 3, I can finish the first book … BFW1

NON-CONSEQUENTIALISM (my anarchism, my faith): https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17515

FLY FISHING: https://www.bangordailynews.com/2025/01/02/outdoors/outdoors-contributors/fly-fishing-in-dead-of-winter-joam40zk0w/

TEXAS CHILI COOK-OFF: https://www.boernestar.com/article/10022,savoring-flavor-compadres-avoring-flavor-compadres-takes-inaugural-chili-cookoff

MEME COIN: https://bitcoinist.com/top-meme-coins-predicted-explode-2025/

Golden Retriever: https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/adorable-golden-retriever-puppy-enjoys-203000508.html

Baked Bread: https://www.press-citizen.com/story/opinion/columnists/2025/01/06/food-column-new-years-bread/77490752007/

Panera Soups: https://www.businessinsider.com/trying-all-panera-bread-soups-best-and-worst-review-photos

1. Denmark
2. Bulgaria
3. USA
4. Germany
5. Kazakhstan
6. Saudi Arabia
7. Haiti
8. Colombia
9. Serbia
10. France
11. Cuba
12. England
13. Poland
14. Somalia
15. Chile
16. China
17. Japan
18. Russia
19. North Korea

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20250130_OYSTERS.mp3

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Personal Updates:

1. still at loggerheads over my current projects, obsessions – deadlock
2. took a personal day yesterday, beginning of semester, traffic level low
3. I have this ominous feeling that “these Los Angeles sites will be cleaned up in 18 months” can be filed under “never happens” and “that means the BIG WHATEVER arrives soon” … that’s about as concrete as I want to be in a milquetoast podcast … fuck it.

Oysters:

1. greasy
2. oily, moist
3. wet, smelly, foul
4. fetid
5. musty
6. moldy, jaundiced
7. messy
8. blanched and rugged DOG shit
9. classy
10. New Jersey STYLE HOOKER LOOKER
11. space alien baby
12. gag reflex

Oyster cook-off: https://franklincounty.news/2025/01/20/batty-sisters-win-rainy-cookoff/

Pugs: https://www.newsweek.com/hysterics-pug-does-every-single-time-owner-leaves-house-2018814

This is SO CATHETIC: https://www.newsweek.com/stray-cat-was-waiting-curb-couldnt-leave-behind-i-2010986

COON-TANG: https://www.thedodo.com/daily-dodo/camera-catches-cat-hanging-out-with-a-wild-visitor-while-family-is-away

DEATH CHIPS: BLACK HAWK collides with commercial jet … IYKYK … fly by wire …

STORY IDEA: “DEATH CHIP”, do a movie script, write it in a weekend while drunk

But this movie was done … RUNAWAY … with TOM SELLECK

1. https://www.reuters.com/world/us/three-soldiers-were-board-us-army-blackhawk-helicopter-involved-collision-2025-01-30/
2. https://thedefensepost.com/2024/10/17/autonomous-flight-black-hawk/

Link: https://www.wqow.com/eye-on-eau-claire/experts-say-petting-cats-can-improve-your-mental-health/article_177b7bca-da5b-11ef-ba92-9f5ddf9aa00b.html

Link: https://www.wxxv25.com/ocean-springs-visitors-center-set-to-kick-off-mardi-gras-with-its-annual-king-cake-contest/