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VER 1: BLACK

VER 2: CARDINAL

VER 3: NAVY BLUE

VER 4: GRAPHITE HEATHER

VER 5: FOREST GREEN

"GRAVY FOR YOUR BRAIN!" – Conspiracy Theory (1997)
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VER 1: BLACK
VER 2: CARDINAL
VER 3: NAVY BLUE
VER 4: GRAPHITE HEATHER
VER 5: FOREST GREEN
***no DUAL CITIZENS were harmed***
“I believe the USS LIBERTY was a blood ritual.” – Dr. Freckles
“Who thought MAGA would be so gay and faggy?” – Dr. Freckles
Death penalty for back injury guy: https://www.reuters.com/legal/us-prosecutors-seek-death-penalty-luigi-mangione-bondi-says-2025-04-01/
Back Injury and Suicide: https://www.reuters.com/article/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/certain-chronic-pain-may-raise-suicide-risk-idUSBRE94N0WR/
Torture: https://people.com/luigi-mangione-painful-back-condition-spondylolisthesis-8760672