Elon’s Baby: https://www.nydailynews.com/2025/03/31/elon-musk-manchild-ashley-st-claire-baby-child-support-laura-loomer/
THE STORY:
Elon plowed his rod spice into my
butt type boovula shit tube.
Elon's baby is growing in my sphinctous,
its dergin fresh style silicon GOOSE
bends the insides into coffee milk getaway juice.
SOUP master, that's what he calls himself,
dangling his JIMMY JOHNS as he hangs brains and
massages my poop door.
I fart,
stirred by his manly pressing against the shit
button.
I CREATED BUTTER CUSS,
and spread the cheeks so his TIBBLY OIL could
dance all the way down, to my burnet-boil and
fuse to make a shit baby.
And that shit baby grows each day.
It could be the percocet and not drinking water.
Could be the cheese and turnip oil.
But I know Elon loves this bunctous baby.
Pandemics: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19639
CIA and drug trade (what else is Fentanyl used for): https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19633
GIVE my WIFE AIDS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19630
MORE FOOD RELATED MISHAPS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19627
GREENLAND RIDDLE (climate collapse and fresh water): https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19623
Activist from the beginning: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19621
Adolf Smokey: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19615
ET TU DANE: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19605
Class of 1984: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19590
