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VER 2: CARDINAL

VER 3: TURF GREEN

VER 4: GRAPHITE HEATHER

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VER 1: BLACK
VER 2: CARDINAL
VER 3: TURF GREEN
VER 4: GRAPHITE HEATHER
“You know how you keep the separation of Church and STATE? – get rid of that demonic fucking STATE.” – Dr. Freckles
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20250404_ELONS_BABY.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles
Personal notes:
Special Lucky Cat:
TENDY’S FORTUNES
Elon’s Baby: https://www.nydailynews.com/2025/03/31/elon-musk-manchild-ashley-st-claire-baby-child-support-laura-loomer/
THE STORY:
Elon plowed his rod spice into my
butt type boovula shit tube.
Elon's baby is growing in my sphinctous,
its dergin fresh style silicon GOOSE
bends the insides into coffee milk getaway juice.
SOUP master, that's what he calls himself,
dangling his JIMMY JOHNS as he hangs brains and
massages my poop door.
I fart,
stirred by his manly pressing against the shit
button.
I CREATED BUTTER CUSS,
and spread the cheeks so his TIBBLY OIL could
dance all the way down, to my burnet-boil and
fuse to make a shit baby.
And that shit baby grows each day.
It could be the percocet and not drinking water.
Could be the cheese and turnip oil.
But I know Elon loves this bunctous baby.
Pandemics: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19639
CIA and drug trade (what else is Fentanyl used for): https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19633
GIVE my WIFE AIDS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19630
MORE FOOD RELATED MISHAPS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19627
GREENLAND RIDDLE (climate collapse and fresh water): https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19623
Activist from the beginning: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19621
Adolf Smokey: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19615
ET TU DANE: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19605
Class of 1984: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19590
Tell the truth again: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19654
What about the roads: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19656
Locking shit down: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19685
MOAR of my JEWISH HATRED: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19674
No dual citizens harmed: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19671
USS Liberty: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19669
A little truth shines through: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19666
GAY and FAGGY: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19664
Less not more: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19661
Luigi and his back: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19659
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VER 1: BLACK
VER 2: CARDINAL
VER 3: NAVY BLUE
VER 4: GRAPHITE HEATHER
VER 5: FOREST GREEN