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VER 1: BLACK

VER 2: CARDINAL

VER 3: TURF GREEN

VER 4: ROYAL

"GRAVY FOR YOUR BRAIN!" – Conspiracy Theory (1997)
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20250325_OFFEND_ALL_THE_THINGS.mp3
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Buy a t-shirt? – why not ….
Two kinds of writer’s block … the case of RILEY TOWERS.
Have fun with this sovietologists:
Offend all the things: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19348
2020 PSYOP DREK: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19343
I have butt aids: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19338
An insult: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19333
Food loans: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19329
Cats dream about murder: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19325
Teaching is recursive: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19323
Why writers drink: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19321
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VER 1: BLACK
VER 2: CARDINAL
VER 3: TURF GREEN
VER 4: GRAPHITE HEATHER
“I endeavor to offend everyone before I die.” – Dr. Freckles
(that was me, several fucking years ago)
“Dogs, as with humans, dream about bacon and cheese and beer, cats dream about murder.” – Dr. Freckles