Day: May 13, 2025

FORTUNATE SON: TENDY’S STYLE MASTER FORTUNE COOKIE

MAGA:

Make angels gripe again, aghast at our outlandish faerie tale nightmares and coarsened by the cracking fires of discarded lumber and Styrofoam and diesel babies.

MORE AGAINST GOVERNMENT AGENCIES: all of them … fuck DOGE, fire them too … then pay some random shit head 10 bucks to turn out the lights. If TRUMP were LEGIT, he’d be like an ouro-boros god, swallowing his own tail, nothing left but the rubble and paper.

MANY ARE GROOMING ANTS, petting and washing, spreading ant fever to the 87 kingdoms.

MONKS ALIGNED GETTING ANGRIER … angry, lusty monks … chasing busty nuns, through the alleyways of boobs and despair.

MOOKS ARE GETTING AIDS … all over New JERSEY, not far from the Trump Plaza, where Trump had sex parties in the 1990’s …

MONKEY ARMY GRABBING AMMO, coming for your busty women, coming for your craft beer.

MOVE ALIEN GUN ASSEMBLIES, prepare ion-cannon battery CHARLIE for a fuselage of fire and destruction as the mother ship splits into pieces and the whore-commandos die in the swamps of Florida.

Massage A GREAT ASS … buy kneading her butt cheeks like balls of dough, you can make yourself the kind baker’s son, and wrestle with demons in the basement next to furnace.

MUTANT ARMS GRASP AMY … Amy left you, and it’s over, and his grimy arms own the farm now.

MAKE AIDS GOOD AGAIN, by recognizing the AIDS in PAPA BLUMP and his sad saucer eyes and his tarded-disconeshia ….

SCREW WITH YOU WORMS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=20780

Take the poop plunge: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=20776

Amanda Fapping: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=20750

BLACKOUT: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=20740

SHEEP DOGS and PAID FOOLS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=20737