Category: Planetary Status Reports

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VER 1: GRAPHITE HEATHER

VER 2: MILITARY GREEN

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VER 1: ROYAL BLUE

VER 2: MILITARY GREEN

VER 3: GRAPHITE HEATHER

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VER 1: BLACK

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VER 1: BLACK

VER 2: TURF GREEN

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VER 1: CHARCOAL

VER 2: ORANGE KING

VER 3: MILITARY GREEN

VER 4: TURF GREEN

VER 5: ROYAL

VER 6: PURPLE

INSTRUCTIONS on BUYING:

PRICE: $30 per t-shirt

*** some other designs are on the ARCHIVE PAGE!

STEP 1: if there is more than one t-shirt VERSION shown on the page, specify the version number in your email for the order. Include in the email the quantity and sizes (available sizes are SMALL -> 5XL though there are color limitations on larger sizes. INCLUDE THE LINK to the t-shirt from my website in the body of your email. Don’t forget to include, in the body of your email, a SHIPPING ADDRESS (where to ship the t-shirt or t-shirts to). Send the email to PlanetaryStatusReport@gmail.com.

STEP 2: Go to my PayPal link and PAY the amount, which would be $30 x [the number of t-shirts]. You order two shirts? – that’s 60 bucks. In the future the price could go up or down based on volume, it’s economics, I’m no dummy. If I can sell a million shirts for $25? – I’m gonna do that. Include as a note, in the PayPal transaction, your email address – this is for tracking and security purposes. If I already “know you” as a podcast listener, this is no big deal. If I don’t know you? – then I guess you’re giving me your email address. I will not use your address to scam or harm, I will not store it in a database, and I will not give it away. But let’s be honest: there’s a lot of PayPal fraud right now. You could email me and ask for my home address to send me a physical check, but that’s the same kind of security issue for me. I do have a PO BOX I can use though, email me about that if you want to try it.

STEP 3: I will order the shirts, send you info on the transaction and when I have the UPS/USPS tracking number I will send that to you as well. To get the tracking number is usually a day or two after purchase, and then expect the t-shirt(s) in 7-10 days usually. My experience is that all the shirts, if you are ordering more than one, will arrive at the same time. You will get a receipt that shows how much I paid PRINTFUL, I am okay with this. I’d rather be transparent about my profit taking than not, at this point. I’m too small to care. If you just want to interact via PayPal, I can send you that information VIA the PayPal messaging tool.

I selected the GILDAN 500 UNISEX CLASSIC TEE as the basic shirt, it’s about 10 bucks right now and I don’t have volume discounts. I’ve bought the shirt, and it is decent quality. I can tell you size wise: 4XL is 4XL. I’m a big guy and 4XL is baggy on me, which I like too.

Understand if this becomes a “business”, it will be the first successful business I’ve ever started, assuming it can pay for my lifestyle (which is HUGE MAGA LIVING) on super submarines, like THIS ONE (it’s only a few billion dollars, I can make that much dough). This is the fucker that gave US Navy subs a run for their money during NATO war games: